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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Adios, June 10, 2010, 07:59:56 PM

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Adios

June 10, 2010, 07:59:56 PM
 :argh!:

There is a city wide ISP outage and I am having to use my Blackberry which acts as a dialup and IT'S SLOWER THAN FUCK!

:argh!:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#1
June 10, 2010, 10:10:18 PM
eew. that sucks.

Cramulus

#2
June 10, 2010, 10:41:32 PM
no swearing on the forum please

the last yatto

#3
June 11, 2010, 08:55:50 AM
why the fuc...

hey is that a hypnosis ad
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Adios

#4
June 11, 2010, 03:50:16 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on June 10, 2010, 10:41:32 PM
no swearing on the forum please

Why the fuck not?

P3nT4gR4m

#5
June 11, 2010, 04:18:44 PM
Just fucking because. Mmkay?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#6
June 11, 2010, 04:20:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:18:44 PM
Just fucking because. Mmkay?

Fuck no, it's not ok!

P3nT4gR4m

#7
June 11, 2010, 04:27:26 PM
Well it's the fucking rules so if you can't abide by them why don't you just fuck off?

Fucking Twilight loving, object dangling, foul mouthed motherfucker :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
June 11, 2010, 04:34:27 PM
Hey, you two cut the shit and stop fucking bickering!   :argh!:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lies

#9
June 11, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:27:26 PM
Well it's the fucking rules so if you can't abide by them why don't you just fuck off?

Fucking Twilight loving, object dangling, foul mouthed motherfucker :argh!:

Whoa whoa whoa, I don't think Hawk did anything to warrant calling him a twilight lover. That's just unnecessary and uncalled for.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

P3nT4gR4m

#10
June 11, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 04:34:27 PM
Hey, you two cut the shit and stop fucking bickering!   :argh!:

Don't fucking blame me. He's the cunt that started with all the fucking foul language.  :evilmad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Adios

#11
June 11, 2010, 04:38:06 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 04:34:27 PM
Hey, you two cut the shit and stop fucking bickering!   :argh!:

FUCK YOU BITCH.

Adios

#12
June 11, 2010, 04:38:49 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on June 11, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:27:26 PM
Well it's the fucking rules so if you can't abide by them why don't you just fuck off?

Fucking Twilight loving, object dangling, foul mouthed motherfucker :argh!:

Whoa whoa whoa, I don't think Hawk did anything to warrant calling him a twilight lover. That's just unnecessary and uncalled for.

FUCK YOU TOO. I own the books and the movies.

Adios

#13
June 11, 2010, 04:39:19 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 04:34:27 PM
Hey, you two cut the shit and stop fucking bickering!   :argh!:

Don't fucking blame me. He's the cunt that started with all the fucking foul language.  :evilmad:

Fucking spag.

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
June 11, 2010, 04:41:05 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 11, 2010, 04:37:21 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 11, 2010, 04:34:27 PM
Hey, you two cut the shit and stop fucking bickering!   :argh!:

Don't fucking blame me. He's the cunt that started with all the fucking foul language.  :evilmad:

No shit, you fucking skirt wearing hill dwelling shepherd! But you're the cunt who's keeping him at it!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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