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*THIS* is how you fight the government

Started by Lies, June 11, 2010, 12:58:58 PM

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June 11, 2010, 12:58:58 PM
A Chinese farmer is fighting off property developers who want his land, firing rockets from a homemade cannon made out of a wheelbarrow and pipes, state media said on Tuesday.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7810735/Chinese-farmer-declares-war-on-property-developers-with-homemade-wheelbarrow-cannon.html

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- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#1
June 11, 2010, 01:23:42 PM
I like his spunk.  This is China of course, so I'm sure eventually he will lose. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#2
June 11, 2010, 01:28:22 PM
It's not matter of him winning or losing, so much as what he *represents* that's important.

Or some bullshit like that.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#3
June 11, 2010, 01:32:29 PM
Oh, I totally agree with you there. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#4
June 11, 2010, 01:36:22 PM
In fact, he totally reminds me of this dude



so much so his picture should also be immortalized.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

AFK

#5
June 11, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
Heh, I was thinking the same thing.  You really have to give it up to an individual like that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Elder Iptuous

#6
June 11, 2010, 03:16:38 PM
why is he not dead?
it would take approximately 30 seconds to get Lon Horiuchi on the scene if that were america.

Nephew Twiddleton

#7
June 11, 2010, 04:24:19 PM
QuoteA first eviction team attacked Mr Yang in February after his rockets ran out, but local police came to his rescue.

That's pretty cool too
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#8
June 11, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
If you pull that in America they just label you as a nutcase teabagger.  And probably a terrorist.

And a fan of Heidi Montag.
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#9
June 11, 2010, 04:28:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
If you pull that in America they just label you as a nutcase teabagger.  And probably a terrorist. use the law of emminent domain and toss your ass in jail.

And a fan of Heidi Montag.

Corrected.

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#10
June 11, 2010, 04:30:34 PM
Quote from: Hawk on June 11, 2010, 04:28:30 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on June 11, 2010, 04:27:07 PM
If you pull that in America they just label you as a nutcase teabagger.  And probably a terrorist. use the law of emminent domain and toss your ass in jail.

And a fan of Heidi Montag.


Corrected.

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#11
June 11, 2010, 06:29:09 PM
I read yesterday that there's a whole bunch of Honda workers in various factories in China striking in hopes of getting a labor union, even though those are not allowed.  The times, they are a-changin...
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