Day of Discord: Providence/Boston

[Doktor Howl]

Decor and fries hint to me that this was Spike's Junkyard Dogs?  Mmm.

And yeah, damn, still upset to have missed the big day.  Nonetheless had some fun the day before at Suu's establishment.

Fucking Cornish pasty pies.  We have nothing like that in Tucson.   

[Eater of Clowns]

Decor and fries hint to me that this was Spike's Junkyard Dogs?  Mmm.

And yeah, damn, still upset to have missed the big day.  Nonetheless had some fun the day before at Suu's establishment.

Fucking Cornish pasty pies.  We have nothing like that in Tucson.   

Yeah, getting it next time, damn that shit looked good.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Cornish pasty? WTF? Are we on the same page here? The contents of a hoover bag encased in pastry, with some onions? Is the american diet really that bad you'd get excited over england's latest use for effluent?

[Doktor Howl]

Cornish pasty? WTF? Are we on the same page here? The contents of a hoover bag encased in pastry, with some onions? Is the american diet really that bad you'd get excited over england's latest use for effluent?

Yes.  Yes, it is.

[Freeky]

Cornish pasty? WTF? Are we on the same page here? The contents of a hoover bag encased in pastry, with some onions? Is the american diet really that bad you'd get excited over england's latest use for effluent?

Yes.  Yes, it is.

Guess who's just found their next food science project.

Oh yeah.

[Doktor Howl]

Cornish pasty? WTF? Are we on the same page here? The contents of a hoover bag encased in pastry, with some onions? Is the american diet really that bad you'd get excited over england's latest use for effluent?

Yes.  Yes, it is.

Guess who's just found their next food science project.

Oh yeah.

Nothing there but sin, Freeky.  Seriously.  This shit adds an inch to your waistline every time you even smell it.

Instead, Bhuna chicken.  I dare ya.  The saffron may be expensive.  If it is, let me know.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Shit! The scottish diet might pack enough fat molecules to cause instant coronary thrombosis in eight out of ten unacclimatised tourists but at least it tastes good. The english diet, on the other hand, is classed as extreme sadomasochism and, for that reason, only allowed to be sold in licensed sex shops.

[Doktor Howl]

Shit! The scottish diet might pack enough fat molecules to cause instant coronary thrombosis in eight out of ten unacclimatised tourists but at least it tastes good. The english diet, on the other hand, is classed as extreme sadomasochism and, for that reason, only allowed to be sold in licensed sex shops.

Cornwall isn't part of England.

In fact, as far as I can tell, no part of the UK is actually part of England, at least to listen to them (you).  Even the English claim to be Mercians or whatever the hell county they were spawned in.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Don't believe the hype. Everything south of Carlisle is England. Including especially fucking Wales!

[Doktor Howl]

Don't believe the hype. Everything south of Carlisle is England. Including especially fucking Wales!

Balls.  If you are from one of the following areas, you are English:

England.
Wales.
Cornwall.
Scotland.
Ireland.
Canada (HAH!  I was born in Michigan, spags!  169% OWNED.  I mean me.)
Australia.
Gibralter.
Any of those little fucking islands off of England.
Belize.
New Zealand.
Anywhere within 1 mile of Brown University, in Providence, Rhode Island.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Don't believe the hype. Everything south of Carlisle is England. Including especially fucking Wales!

Balls.  If you are from one of the following areas, you are English:

England.
Wales.
Cornwall.
Scotland.
Ireland. Ulster.
Canada (HAH!  I was born in Michigan, spags!  169% OWNED.  I mean me.)
Australia.
Gibralter.
Any of those little fucking islands off of England.
Belize.
New Zealand.
Anywhere within 1 mile of Brown University, in Providence, Rhode Island.

Fixed.

[Suu]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

[Doktor Howl]

Don't believe the hype. Everything south of Carlisle is England. Including especially fucking Wales!

Balls.  If you are from one of the following areas, you are English:

England.
Wales.
Cornwall.
Scotland.
Ireland. Ulster.
Canada (HAH!  I was born in Michigan, spags!  169% OWNED.  I mean me.)
Australia.
Gibralter.
Any of those little fucking islands off of England.
Belize.
New Zealand.
Anywhere within 1 mile of Brown University, in Providence, Rhode Island.

Fixed.

No.  Anywhere in Ireland.  The rest of the world has come to accept it, so those potato-sucking papists will simply have to come to terms with it.

[Doktor Howl]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

[Suu]

I am so insulted.


I mean, 3 days ago you were all about calling Dimo and I dago, and now I'm ENGLISH?!?!

What's next? Lithuanian?!

No, You are an exception.  Your Dago/Greek enzymes protect you, even if you work in a den of Englishness.

Yes. But we serve more beer than anywhere else in Rhode Island. This is good for SOMETHING.