Just Hate Dealing With People Who Dont Get It

[Doktor Howl]

Okay, so I have been dealing with this it (not sure if it's a girl or a guy) for a few years now. I have been friends with this it for a long time. We have been on and off until I just couldn't deal with it's bullshit anymore. I had asked my mother, the one who had help me through life, for advice. She had said to ignore the situation and it will get the picture. So i have ignored it for almost two years now, but it won't fucking get it! So one day I have confronted it and hollered out to the world, "Listen you complaining know-it-all, I have dealt with YOUR shit for a while now. And I will NOT deal with it any longer. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE!! Capeche?!" Now I think I failed because, it STILL thinks that I am STILL its FRIEND!!! I just want to fucking claw my eyes out and feed it to myself.

And this is my unfortunate story. 

Don't hold back, Zombie.  Tell him/her/it how you really feel.

Then when you're 30, you can wallow in guilt for having so callously crushed someone that wanted to have a friend.   It's win-win, really. 

[Adios]

Okay, so I have been dealing with this it (not sure if it's a girl or a guy) for a few years now. I have been friends with this it for a long time. We have been on and off until I just couldn't deal with it's bullshit anymore. I had asked my mother, the one who had help me through life, for advice. She had said to ignore the situation and it will get the picture. So i have ignored it for almost two years now, but it won't fucking get it! So one day I have confronted it and hollered out to the world, "Listen you complaining know-it-all, I have dealt with YOUR shit for a while now. And I will NOT deal with it any longer. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE!! Capeche?!" Now I think I failed because, it STILL thinks that I am STILL its FRIEND!!! I just want to fucking claw my eyes out and feed it to myself.

And this is my unfortunate story. 

Don't hold back, Zombie.  Tell him/her/it how you really feel.

Then when you're 30, you can wallow in guilt for having so callously crushed someone that wanted to have a friend.   It's win-win, really. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Okay, so I have been dealing with this it (not sure if it's a girl or a guy) for a few years now. I have been friends with this it for a long time. We have been on and off until I just couldn't deal with it's bullshit anymore. I had asked my mother, the one who had help me through life, for advice. She had said to ignore the situation and it will get the picture. So i have ignored it for almost two years now, but it won't fucking get it! So one day I have confronted it and hollered out to the world, "Listen you complaining know-it-all, I have dealt with YOUR shit for a while now. And I will NOT deal with it any longer. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE!! Capeche?!" Now I think I failed because, it STILL thinks that I am STILL its FRIEND!!! I just want to fucking claw my eyes out and feed it to myself.

And this is my unfortunate story.  

Have sex with it.

Yes, When in Doubt, Fuck It.

Pretty sure PZ is about 14.  Just saying.

We need to get them arm bands or something, I hate being harsh with kids  

Harsh is one thing...If they can't stand the heat, etc, etc.

Advising them to have sex is quite another.  I know this wasn't intentional on the part of Rat and NT, I was simply letting them know...

I just assumed the age factor when I read the OP. It kinda screamed teenager.

I can't wait to see her rant when she's 20.  

I didn't know zombie was a she, presumed it was a guy.  SEE Zombie how important knowing the gender of someone is?  I would have known you were just a kid if I had known you  were female! 

[Freeky]

You have a friend and you don't know if it is a guy or a girl?  I can't get past that part.  Who the hell doesn't know if their friend is male or female?

I used to have a friend, who was a guy, who was very pretty and wore makeup and stuff. I once asked if he was a guy, because I wasn't sure at the time, and I'd known him for like a year. So, you know, it happens.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You have a friend and you don't know if it is a guy or a girl?  I can't get past that part.  Who the hell doesn't know if their friend is male or female?  Maybe it wants you.....  You know, unrequited love and all that bullshit.

Still, what sex it is would have been a serious priority a long time ago.

Pretentious attention whores who want to be "special".

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

You have a friend and you don't know if it is a guy or a girl?  I can't get past that part.  Who the hell doesn't know if their friend is male or female?  Maybe it wants you.....  You know, unrequited love and all that bullshit.

Still, what sex it is would have been a serious priority a long time ago.

Pretentious attention whores who want to be "special".

LOL me or the zombie???

[BadBeast]

Okay, so I have been dealing with this it (not sure if it's a girl or a guy) for a few years now. I have been friends with this it for a long time. We have been on and off until I just couldn't deal with it's bullshit anymore. I had asked my mother, the one who had help me through life, for advice. She had said to ignore the situation and it will get the picture. So i have ignored it for almost two years now, but it won't fucking get it! So one day I have confronted it and hollered out to the world, "Listen you complaining know-it-all, I have dealt with YOUR shit for a while now. And I will NOT deal with it any longer. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE!! Capeche?!" Now I think I failed because, it STILL thinks that I am STILL its FRIEND!!! I just want to fucking claw my eyes out and feed it to myself.

And this is my unfortunate story. 

Have sex with it.

Yes, When in Doubt, Fuck It.

Pretty sure PZ is about 14.  Just saying.

We need to get them arm bands or something, I hate being harsh with kids 

Oi, THIS!

Ihave a similar(ish) problem. I don't get people who hate dealing with it.

[nerinamakani]

PZ fuck fucking it.

Just kill it.

Nicely.

[nerinamakani]

with consent you psychotic bastards!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

with consent you psychotic bastards!

Anyone who would consent to being killed would not have the right mental stability to give consent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

[nerinamakani]

I not so humbly DISAFUCKINGGREE!

[BadBeast]

with consent you psychotic bastards!

This actually makes some kind of Batshit crazy sense. The first three instinctive reactions to encountering another life form, are
Fuck it, (can be confusing if there's gender ambiguity involved)
Eat it, (Issues can arise if there's any "same species" conflict) Or
Kill it, This generally puts the other issues to bed, but may have consequences. (Especially if consent is contested, or withheld, or if the act is witnessed by an unsympathetic bystander.)

[nerinamakani]

 

Correct.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

with consent you psychotic bastards!

Anyone who would consent to being killed would not have the right mental stability to give consent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Since suicidal feelings are a form of mental illness, the desire to be murdered also is.

[nerinamakani]

According to the brain handlers.