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Started by Doktor Howl, June 17, 2010, 04:47:25 PM

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Doktor Howl

Similar to "First World Problems", but instead of gripes, post something you saw or did that was uniquely American.

For example, I went to the gym yesterday, and the upper parking lot was full.  I found myself getting angry that I had to walk an extra 100 yards to get to the gym entrance, to get on the treadmill.

Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

Last Saturday I went to a chinese buffet that made me sick. It was terrible.
Then on Sunday I went to a different one to "make up" for it.

Suu

I won't go to the fast food places down the street from my house because I don't want to deal with the bums that hang out there looking for handouts. NOT because I don't like the food.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Adios

I saw a perfectly healthy person park in a handicapped space and didn't do a damn thing about it.

AFK

I packed a lunch today, but went out and bought lunch anyway. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

My housemate brought home two unopened cases of snack mix yesterday that were left over from Rose Festival, and were going to be thrown away.
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Jenne

#6
There's this pizza place I've discovered that makes the best fucking pizza EVAR.  I have been craving their "New Orleans" pizza for about 2-3 days now.  I was going to make it a b-day present to myself (I'm going to be spending it alone, working), but I'm finding the more I put it off, the more I REALLY FUCKING WANT THAT PIZZA.

So despite the fact I keep complaining about my ballooning weight, I am probably going to indulge myself, because, you know, you only live once, etc.  And I have a tendency to eat every other fucking thing to get away from the craving, anyway, which is a very unsatisfactory practice to begin with.  

AFK

"New Orleans" pizza eh?  Do they put extra oil in the pan when they cook it? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

Dunno...but it's made with chorizo, red peppers and something else I can't remember BUT REALLY WANT IN MAH BELLEH

Cramulus

Even though I finished all my work at 11:30,
I still have to hang out here until 5 PM.   :argh!:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on June 17, 2010, 08:17:32 PM
Even though I finished all my work at 11:30,
I still have to hang out here until 5 PM.   :argh!:

That's more of a first world problem, not a blatant act of America on your part (or the witnessing thereof).
Molon Lube

Requia ☣

In the real America when you finish your work the boss fires someone so you can do their work too.
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Freeky

I had enough money to gas up my truck, and there is a gas station only a few blocks away, but i made an extra-long trip to go to the bank to get 20 dollars just to buy a bag of rubber bands for less than a dollar.

Jenne

Quote from: Professor Freeky on June 17, 2010, 09:45:21 PM
I had enough money to gas up my truck, and there is a gas station only a few blocks away, but i made an extra-long trip to go to the bank to get 20 dollars just to buy a bag of rubber bands for less than a dollar.

:lol:  Freeky, that's SOOO American.  :lol:


I will often go 5 minutes out of my way to get to a drive thru that sells food for $1 (like Taco Hell) if I'm in a "hurry" but STARVING and nowhere near home, while out doing errands (time is short between my shifts and getting my kids from school).

Suu

Quote from: Jenne on June 17, 2010, 08:02:33 PM
Dunno...but it's made with chorizo, red peppers and something else I can't remember BUT REALLY WANT IN MAH BELLEH

Chourico is not New Orleans!  :argh!:


...But damn that sounds yummy, no matter what they call it.



...GODDAMNIT NOW I WANT TO GO TO FALL RIVER FOR CHOURICO AND PEPPERS! WOMAN!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."