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Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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Dysnomia

#30
June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Doktor Howl

#31
June 25, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.

Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#32
June 25, 2010, 06:37:43 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.

Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.

I laughed so loud.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Dysnomia

#33
June 25, 2010, 08:39:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 06:34:08 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 25, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
OH SORRY, WAS JUST REACHING OVER TO GRAB THIS WEIGHT, AND HAPPENED TO STICK MY ASS AT YOU

They should never put elipticals in front of treadmills.

Dok,
Once got a little too fascinated by an ass, stumbled, and shot off the treadmill at 4.2 MPH.

:spit: 

I do the step thing that's like a never ending escalator, or tread mill for cardio.  But I love that thing where you bend over, and lift your upper body back up, and the metal thing essentially forces your ass into the air.  From the looks of it...I'm not the only person who sees results when I do that move either.   :lol:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#34
June 27, 2010, 07:09:30 PM
oh goddamnit.  CAN was so bad at teh sex that it makes me never want to get laid, much less have lizzay tiem.   :|


Also, he is turning into a clinger, when I'm trying to rid myself of him.   :x
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#35
June 27, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
Oh damn, that sucks. :x

Dysnomia

#36
June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   :kingmeh:

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#37
June 27, 2010, 08:19:35 PM
find one of those jockey midgets

Doktor Howl

#38
June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   :kingmeh:

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#39
June 28, 2010, 03:19:23 AM
Quote from: FredleySneijder on June 27, 2010, 08:19:35 PM
find one of those jockey midgets

I AM in love with Calvin Borel for some reason...even though I'm a foot and a half taller than him, and he's 20 years older than me.  Plus...married.  Maybe I should head up to Golden Gate Fields more often.  Or drop in on my trainer acquaintance at the TB farm in the area.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   :kingmeh:

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

:x

No thanks!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#40
June 28, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   :kingmeh:

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

Jesus fuck. :x

Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#41
June 28, 2010, 06:56:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 28, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   :kingmeh:

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

Jesus fuck. :x

Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.

Oh, yeah, and not just Mr Language.  One spag I know named Joe moved up there, he's useless as tits on a boar, but he's big and muscled and VERY damaged goods.  He found himself a nice girl to emotionally neglect and otherwise abuse, and now he's bringing her back here when he burns up on reentry next month.

Just think of it as Tucson metastasizing.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#42
June 28, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 28, 2010, 03:19:23 AM

:x

No thanks!

I was only trying to help.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#43
June 28, 2010, 07:37:42 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 06:56:22 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 28, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 27, 2010, 08:20:58 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on June 27, 2010, 07:59:39 PM
Yeah.  It was THAT bad.   :kingmeh:

Too bad all the hawt dressage menz are gay, the hunter/jumper trainers are married and/or abusive, and I am not into cowboys. 


Perhaps an endurance rider will do me in.  lol 

Then come to Tucson.  We have freaks.  Loads and loads of damaged freaks.

Dok,
Noticed you didn't put them on the proscribed list.

Jesus fuck. :x

Don't get HER sucked in by one, too. It's bad enough that you started exporting them to Portland.

Oh, yeah, and not just Mr Language.  One spag I know named Joe moved up there, he's useless as tits on a boar, but he's big and muscled and VERY damaged goods.  He found himself a nice girl to emotionally neglect and otherwise abuse, and now he's bringing her back here when he burns up on reentry next month.

Just think of it as Tucson metastasizing.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#44
June 28, 2010, 07:38:33 PM
Once again, we Doktors are not here to tell pleasing lies.

Molon Lube
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