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Started by Cain, June 28, 2010, 08:49:05 PM

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Cain

This is going to be hilariously tragic:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8660064.stm

QuoteBollywood is now planning to cash in. A film - Dear Friend Hitler - is due to be released by the end of the year, focusing on the dictator's relationship with his mistress Eva Braun.

It's hard to narrow down what makes the dictator popular in India, but some young people say they are attracted by his "discipline and patriotism".

Doktor Howl

I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.
Molon Lube

Elder Iptuous

wow.
it's like they saw 'the producers' and thought, "y'know? that's actually not bad!"
....
heh.
isn't India known for spectacular train wrecks?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.

Edamame?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.

Have you tried your local caribou eyeball joint?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

Both very good suggestions.
Molon Lube

Jasper

Nah, popcorn's perfect.  What better snack food for horrormirth than american corn?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on June 29, 2010, 12:01:35 AM
Nah, popcorn's perfect.  What better snack food for horrormirth than american corn?

Not getting fat again.
Molon Lube

Jasper

Then pills.  

ETA:  Note to self, start buying placebos in bulk.  Eat in public.

Freeky


Nast

It's true, popcorn is actually quite healthy unless you slather it in butter.

But then what's the point?
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jenne

Hitler: The Ultimate Troll

From humongous masterminding haulocosting dictator murdering monster to FETISH in just 60 years!

It's like his iconic image is a shadow of its former self or something...

Nast

Ikr? It's like those uniforms were just designed to have fetish-value sometime down the rode.

Somehow the 'tache doesn't have quite the same effect, though.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky

Quote from: Nast on June 29, 2010, 04:17:27 AM
It's true, popcorn is actually quite healthy unless you slather it in butter.

But then what's the point?

You can put salt and that fat free I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray stuff on it.

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2010, 08:54:38 PM
I need to find something to replace popcorn.

For fucking real.

Because I'm not going to watch this century without noshing on SOMETHING.
Carrots, Dok



Quote from: Jenne on June 29, 2010, 04:21:36 AM
Hitler: The Ultimate Troll

From humongous masterminding haulocosting dictator murdering monster to FETISH in just 60 years!

It's like his iconic image is a shadow of its former self or something...

The word Nazi doesn't mean anything anymore. It has become a fnord to scare the peasantry.

Case in point:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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