ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):

[Doktor Howl]

Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

<--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

[Jenne]

O dear gawd.  Wow.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

HAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all.

[Doktor Howl]

O dear gawd.  Wow.

I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee.  Like this --->  

[Jenne]

O dear gawd.  Wow.

I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee.  Like this --->   

It's a truly fantastical story, really.  I'm just...wow.

[LMNO]

Tequila-stabbity claw shrimp.



FOR REAL.

[Doktor Howl]

O dear gawd.  Wow.

I am chortling with undisguised and unabashed glee.  Like this --->   

It's a truly fantastical story, really.  I'm just...wow.

With any luck at all, he's up to his eyeballs in retroviruses, alongside the whole straightjacket thing.

[Doktor Howl]

Tequila-stabbity claw shrimp.



FOR REAL.

A FATE WORSE THAN HORAB.

(Always wanted an excuse to use that line.)

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

ZOMFG! Someone has to make a movie.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

 

[Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)]

Horab. Fucking hell. Now that meltdown was spectacular. This is definitely grosser.

[AFK]

I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged.  Their response was:  "Sorry, tl:dr"  

RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken. 

[Jenne]

I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged.  Their response was:  "Sorry, tl:dr" 

RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken. 

  Actually, that one was rather good even still.

[Cramulus]

I'd love to see a movie based on The Old Days of PD. It would be shot in a 1980s comedy style. Right before the end credits they'd do that montage where they show each character, freeze frame, and tell what became of them.

[AFK]

Too bad we didn't have Spagbook back then.  that would make for some great WOMP-ertainment.