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Started by Remington, June 29, 2010, 08:43:02 PM

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http://humor.gunaxin.com/five-absolutely-horrifying-internet-communities/62843
QuoteFantasy Feeder

A "fat positive" community, Fantasy Feeder isn't just for overweight people to convince each other that they look fine the way they are; most of its users have dreams of gaining additional weight, or of helping a significant other do so. That leads to fascinating topics of discussion, like how to stop your doctor from pestering you to lose weight (because your crippling health problems must have some other source), as well as how to dismiss the concerns of your friends and family (if they suggest you're eating too much it means they don't love you).

There's even a specific board for users to discuss the times they ate so much in one sitting that they became too full to move: it includes both heart-warming clogging stories about taking down three large pizzas at once, and tips on how to stop your poor body from rebelling against the atrocities that it suffers through.
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Daily Diapers

Daily Diapers sounds like some sort of scatological newspaper, and, well, that's actually not very far off. See, while most of us were happy to get out of diapers, these folk miss the good old days where they didn't have to take those tedious trips to the bathroom. OK, there's probably more to it than that, but we're too grossed out to get the details.

There are over 11,000 photos on the site, plus a few dozen videos and a couple of hundred stories (spoiler alert: diapers get soiled in all of them). There are also several hundred product reviews, which are helpful because we're not even sure where to start when it comes to products that let us piss ourselves.

The forums feature a wide range of users; some just like to strap on a giant diaper now and then, but others take it further with baby bottles, pacifiers, stuffed animals and a complete lack of self-respect. Other prefer to be the "mothers" or "fathers" of overgrown infants, because that way they can combine the thrill of changing diapers with the joy of raising a man-child that refuses to get a job and move out.

Well, at least they're using diapers because they find them erotic, not because they're more convenient than interrupting an eight hour World of Warcraft session with a bathroom break. Plus, everything is consensual and physically healthy, which actually makes Daily Diapers the least messed up community on this list. And that's the most horrifying part.

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Shokushu High School

If Hollywood has taught us anything it's that if we had the chance to redo high school the experience would be wacky yet fulfilling. And that we should avoid Zac Efron movies. Mostly the latter.

But seriously, if you have regrets about your years at high school, what would you have done differently? Asked out that cute girl from English class? Joined a club? Transferred to an all female school where the students had lesbian sex continuously, assuming they weren't busy being raped by demons and hideous tentacle monsters?

If you answered yes to the last question, then you need to enrol at Shokushu High, a role-playing forum. If you don't know what a role-playing forum is, it involves creating a fictional character and then posting as if you are that character. Sort of like Dungeons and Dragons, except even nerdier.

Role-playing forums are nothing new, but most are just full of 12 year olds being silly. Shokushu High, however, takes things to a terrifying new level. First of all, it's been running for over a decade, which means there are people out there who have spent ten years of their lives pretending to be a nubile schoolgirl, a tentacle creature, or both. And, oh yeah, it's about schoolgirls getting constantly raped by monsters.


Their motto is "Where ravaging tentacles explore the female student body." No, really.


Seriously, this community is insane. They're meticulously organised, with about as many rules and regulations as an actual school. And the, uh... scenes the characters get involved in aren't short, simple events; they take thousands and thousands of words written over several months to complete. These people are very, very dedicated to their promiscuous schoolgirls, and as a result we are very, very scared of them.
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Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm going to do something awful at the foodie place.

Thanks, Prof Remington, you have made my day.   :lulz:
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Remington

Is it plugged in?

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Nephew Twiddleton

I'm picturing a character on that hentai board going, "wow... um... your tentacles are really.... inadequate... No, no, it's not you hun, it's just that I've been raped by so many tentacle monsters of various shapes and sizes, that well, I have a lot to compare you to. And you just don't measure up. Sorry."
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Is it just me or does the guy in the "Daily Diapers" pic look kinda like NP?
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