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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, May 29, 2010, 04:44:07 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

DISCORDIANS ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.

Also,

Quote from: AltyIMAGINE WORLD PROLAPSE.
Genius.

AFK

THE CAR IS NOT A CAR

I "HEART" THE WISDOM CUBE

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cosine 5

how about something like:

I HATE BUMPER STICKERS

or

I HATE CARS

also, to borrow a church-of-euthanasia sticker:
DRIVING DRUNK? UNFASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
not quite there yet.

Jenne

ASK US ABOUT OUR SPECIALS ON THE HORRIBLE TR00F

Got Hot Dogs?

LOLLERGASM YOURSELF

HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR PARTNER AN OMGASM LATELY?

HONK IF YOU'RE PINEAL

IT'S ALL FUN & GAMES TILL SOMEONE LOBS A GOLDEN APPLE

IT'S LIKE GOLDEN APPLES...ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

...(it's all I got for now)

Reginald Ret

Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
HONK IF YOU'RE PINEAL
This one i like.
Though it might attract the wrong kind of discordians.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Jenne

Quote from: Regret on June 30, 2010, 09:42:43 PM
Quote from: Jenne on June 30, 2010, 09:32:54 PM
HONK IF YOU'RE PINEAL
This one i like.
Though it might attract the wrong kind of discordians.

:lol:  I just took the fread title at its word and thought of silly ones.

How about this one?:

DISCORDIAN WANTED: ONLY REALLY REAL ONES NEED APPLY

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Jenne

Quote from: Nigel on June 30, 2010, 09:50:16 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on June 30, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
MY OTHER RIDE IS A MUSTACHE


:lmnuendo: :mittens:

I have to say, that's my favorite out of all of them. I'd probably put that on my car.

Doktor Howl

WHO IS DRIVING CAR?
HIMEOBS IS DRIVING CAR.
HOW CAN THIS BE?
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Rumckle on June 30, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
MY OTHER RIDE IS A MUSTACHE


That needs to be a his & hers along with "I <3 DISCORDIAN PUSSY".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.