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[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I want in.

However, I'm not going to write back because I'm sure your letter will be too hideous for words.

Instead I will compose my response in some depraved arrangement of images.

PM me if you got rid of my address since the MSY mailings.

[Thurnez Isa]

Thurna

[Doktor Howl]

I want in.

However, I'm not going to write back because I'm sure your letter will be too hideous for words.

Instead I will compose my response in some depraved arrangement of images.

PM me if you got rid of my address since the MSY mailings.

You're still on the list.  So far, it's mostly random.  I included Thurna because I was recently traumatized by his province.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Cool beans.

[Thurnez Isa]

oh Im far away from those hippies

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I got mine a couple days after the PM saying it was sent... i need to buy hideous writing paper and a freakish feminine ink colour to make Rog's eyes hurt.

i have no printer nad horrid handwriting but i will find something....

[LMNO]

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

I promise to fap to it.  If you're lucky, I might mail back the evidence.

[Doktor Howl]

LMNO's letter turned from an anticipated 1 page into 2 pages of horror.  I walked away for a half hour, came back and read it, and felt a little ill.

I promise to fap to it.  If you're lucky, I might mail back the evidence.

I tried to make it a nice letter to you and the Missus, but it went bad, right from the very beginning.

[LMNO]

Let's hope the NSA doesn't get hold of it.

[Doktor Howl]

Let's hope the NSA doesn't get hold of it.

Serves them right if they do.

[Cramulus]

Dearest Roger,

I shrieked with glee and mirth as I opened the beat-up cardboard which was waiting for me. Your gift, a pith helmet from 1945, is one of the coolest things I've ever received in the mail. I immediately donned it, grew a moustache, and went for a safari outside.

I was instantly surrounded by the wild 9-12 year old wildlife of Tarrytown. I live upstairs from a candy shop and an ice cream parlor, so the streets are always filled with starry eyed little ragamuffins, savage little things whose brains have actually been caramelized by toxic amounts of sugar.

I moved to Tarrytown about two months ago, and I have yet to hit my stride. I can sense that this town needs something, it might be friendly towards a little weirdness, but I haven't figured out exactly what yet. The people here have the same sort of vain detachment as the New York City tribe (you can see the tappan zee bridge from my parking spot), but they also have a sense of curiosity and engagement which comes from living in a small, arty town. So I've been trying to conceptualize how Professor Cramulus will be able to shake everything up topsy turvy.

To date, I've been standing on my rooftop with a towel for a cape, arms crossed, preventing crime with my vigilance. But you know, there really isn't any crime to speak of, except for some odd jay walking. (And it's not nearly odd enough.)

But the explorer shtick - I think this actually fits very well. The Professor is somebody who understands the world, and can demonstrate its secrets to others. The Explorer, in contrast, doesn't understand the world. He's not from it. He's fascinated or bewildered by this modern jungle and he's trying to make sense of it.

When you're exploring a foreign culture, you can't really be too judgmental. Did the aztecs know how funny it was their king had to ritually slice up his dick every year? Do the Chinese understand how hilarious the name "Dong" is? And can you blame the people of Elephant Butte New Mexico? No. You've gotta observe these things like a tourist, an observer to a strange and bewilderingly savage people. You don't go on vacation and then try to "fix" the place you're visiting. You just kick back and enjoy the horrormirth.

Soon, I will post pix of me sporting my new head gear. Until then, I leave you with a fraggle:



Deepest thanks and many happy returns,


Explorer Cramulus

[Doktor Howl]

You're very welcome.  I had hoped that would inspire many adventures (and pics).

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Am I on this list?  Because if I'm not I really want to be!!

[Doktor Howl]

Am I on this list?  Because if I'm not I really want to be!!

PM addie, if you haven't already.

[Doktor Howl]

NEED RWHN's ADDIE.

Gimme.