ATTN, OLD SCHOOL PDers (pre 2006):

[Captain Utopia]

I hear he wrote the head of the hospital asking to be discharged.  Their response was:  "Sorry, tl:dr" 

RWHN,
all the good jokes have already been taken. 

  Actually, that one was rather good even still.

I found it funny, even though I never knew Hugh, only because every time one of his threads is bumped I can't make it past the second paragraph :-/

[Nephew Twiddleton]

^
This.

btw, is there a raised eyebrow emote?

[the last yatto]

does this count?  

how about

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

No. I was thinking a simple raised eyebrow.

[Cain]

Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

<--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

Hugh isn't so accepting of alternative lifestyles as he would have us believe shocker!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is EPIC! And I wasn't even here for Hugh... it's just generally epic!

[Captain Utopia]

Can you actually make out faces that well in low-quality porn though?  Not that I'm suggesting that HFLS would do anything as dastardly as send Hugh some look-a-likey porn.  But to myself I'm pretending that's the case, for my own amusement.

[Kai]

Turns out old Irreverend Hugh is a little indisposed, these days.

He took a 6 month sabbatical in Thailand, then moved on to the Phillipines, where he met some crazy hot chick, and married her.  HFLS has found out that it turns out that she wasn't always a woman (not sure precisely how, might have come from Hugh himself), and has apparently found some cheap Fillipino pron with Hugh's wife when she still had a dick.  He of course sent this on to Hugh with a malicious giggle.

Apparently, all of this has made Hugh go off the deep end entirely, resulting in his indefinite hospitalization.

Speculation as to what horrible fucking viruses he came out of this with are left to you, dear reader.  I mean, it's not like a Phillipine male/male pornstar is going to pick anything up, right?

<--- The best revenge is watching your enemies self-immolate.

The thing that says the most is that it drove him nuts from finding out. Internalized homophobia, anyone? 


Oh Hugh. How I do not miss you so. 

[hooplala]

I guess the idea of face raping bats is looking good to him at the moment...

[East Coast Hustle]

Holy shit. So fucking epic.

I just shot rice out of my face when I read this.

[Jasper]

I lack the language to convey how hilarious that is.

[East Coast Hustle]

Seriously the funniest thing I've seen all year. I laughed so hard my tear ducts went dry and my roommates thought I might need medical attention.

[East Coast Hustle]

OK, 2nd funniest thing I've seen all year after the reports about the $30bn+ in mineral deposits we "just found out about" in Afghanistan from maps the Soviets left behind in 1989 which are definitely NOT the reason we're investing so much military and political capital into our economic colonization of Afghanistan.

[Doktor Howl]

OK, 2nd funniest thing I've seen all year after the reports about the $30bn+ in mineral deposits we "just found out about" in Afghanistan from maps the Soviets left behind in 1989 which are definitely NOT the reason we're investing so much military and political capital into our economic colonization of Afghanistan.

Yeah, the largest deposit of lithium in the world.  Heh. They need that more than we do.

[Jasper]

Wait. 

Not to threadjack, but I have to ask.

I don't even want to ask.

Is it being implied here that we, as a country, have killed thousands of Afghan and coalition force people to obtain a psychoactive substance?