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Day 2 of the 'stache.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 02, 2010, 07:25:55 PM

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Doktor Howl

Pics to follow tonight.

Not much to see, just yet, of course, just an outline of horrible 14 gauge stubble.
Molon Lube

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

You would look fucking MANIACAL with a giant walrus moustache.  You should totally do it.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sigmatic on July 02, 2010, 07:29:09 PM
You would look fucking MANIACAL with a giant walrus moustache.  You should totally do it.

Naw.

Fu manchu.
Molon Lube

LMNO

That's a tough one for legitamate Fu.  The hair has to hang straight from the corners of the mouth.  If you have a bushy moustache (like me), you have to go with growing it in two straight lines.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
That's a tough one for legitamate Fu.  The hair has to hang straight from the corners of the mouth.  If you have a bushy moustache (like me), you have to go with growing it in two straight lines.

That's pretty much what I'm doing.  Just a goatee with the middle cut out.
Molon Lube

LMNO


AFK

Yeah, mine just goes bushy too.  That's when Mrs WHN starts complaining cause it tickles.  And now, I have to keep right on top of shaving or else it's sandpaper.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

Yup.

Mrs LMNO demands a smooth face for kissing.


This is why women should never experiment with lesbianism in college.  It makes them realize that kissing people doesn't have to be an exfoliant.

Jasper

The Fu makes a twisted sort of sense, actually.  For one, it's scarier.


Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:35:05 PM
Biker style.  Awesome.

With a bald head.  I will be the very model of your friendly neighbor.

I had considered this a week ago, and decided against it, but then I lost a bet with TGG, and she made me go through with it.
Molon Lube

LMNO

Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:43:48 PM
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.

Naw.  I got a head wrap/do rag.  Pics tonight.
Molon Lube

AFK

Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:43:48 PM
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.

And do a cover of Painkiller!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: RWHN on July 02, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 02, 2010, 07:43:48 PM
Please get a Judas Priest-style incredibly gay leather military hat.

And do a cover of Painkiller!

I'm tone deaf with respect to my own voice.

You sure you want that?
Molon Lube