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Doktor Howl

#135
July 02, 2010, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
:lulz:

Message received. Wyoming does indeed sound like a good invasion point.

:lulz:



Most Americans think it's in Europe, as I have said, so it's definitely the way to go.
Molon Lube

Remington

#136
July 02, 2010, 08:37:18 PM Last Edit: July 02, 2010, 08:43:14 PM by Remington
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 02, 2010, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Remington on July 02, 2010, 07:51:05 PM
:lulz:

Message received. Wyoming does indeed sound like a good invasion point.

:lulz:



Most Americans think it's in Europe, as I have said, so it's definitely the way to go.
Pre-emptive deployment of Celine Dion and Avril Lavigne shall commence immediately. Celine Dion can hold on to a note for so long she actually qualifies as a sonic weapon as per the 1899 and 1907 Hague Conventions. Follow-up bombardment with maple-syrup weaponry shall begin at nightfall; I have instructed Quebec to triple their production to compensate for this*.

*A 55-gallon drum of weaponized maple syrup can induce type-1 diabetes at up to 400 yards. DNT.
Is it plugged in?

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

#137
July 02, 2010, 11:19:38 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2010, 01:22:49 AM
Just finished another 5...

Thurna
Syn
Alty
Nast
LMNO
I await the horribleness with a kind of delightfully sick fear/glee. :lulz:
Synaptyclypse Generator Publishing Sect, POEE International Resource Center

Nast

#138
July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Pæs

#139
July 03, 2010, 12:32:29 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.
:x
THAT POOR PUPPY.

Doktor Howl

#140
July 03, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.

I'm glad you appreciate it.  Do you know how hard it is to seal a puppy?
Molon Lube

Nast

#141
July 03, 2010, 01:25:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.

I'm glad you appreciate it.  Do you know how hard it is to seal a puppy?

No, but I'm sure you do, you monster!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

#142
July 03, 2010, 03:09:33 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 01:25:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 03, 2010, 12:47:44 AM
Quote from: Nast on July 03, 2010, 12:00:01 AM
Roger, I got the letter today. I appreciate the pretty flowers postage stamp and the puppy envelope.

I'm glad you appreciate it.  Do you know how hard it is to seal a puppy?

No, but I'm sure you do, you monster!

Staples and glue, ten penny nail
That's how Dok gets out the mail
Envelopes suck, puppies are better
Mind ye not the blood on your letter
Shut up and put up the mittens
Before the horrible bastard gets into the kittens.
Molon Lube

Captain Utopia

#143
July 03, 2010, 03:15:33 AM

:lulz:  ...   :x

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#144
July 03, 2010, 06:04:38 AM
I got things in the mail today!

Horrible things. :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BadBeast

#145
July 04, 2010, 06:21:37 AM
So did you lose my address Dok? Or saving me til last?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

#146
July 04, 2010, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 06:21:37 AM
So did you lose my address Dok? Or saving me til last?

The list is randomized, and I'm only about half way through it.
Molon Lube

BadBeast

#147
July 04, 2010, 07:05:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 04, 2010, 04:28:55 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 04, 2010, 06:21:37 AM
So did you lose my address Dok? Or saving me til last?

The list is randomized, and I'm only about half way through it.
It's just that I had a weird dream about the Postman trying to stuff Raccoons through my letter box by shrinking them inside ice cubes, but when the ice cubes melted, the raccoons were horribly damaged, and I had to 'mend' them.
And just for a moment there, I thought of you, and 'horrible sciences'.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

#148
July 04, 2010, 07:58:15 PM
Wwwoooww.  I envy your dreaming. :lulz:

Cramulus

#149
July 05, 2010, 07:56:29 PM


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