ATTN SQUIDDAY

[Freeky]

Be on the lookout for a mysterious "Mutated but Still Gentlemanly Dramatic Squid" package. Is comink YUOR way!

[Triple Zero]

First thing I thought was, "It's Squid-day already??"

[Freeky]

 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

YES IT IS SQUID DAY!

AND THIS MEANS I GET PACKAGE!!!

[President Television]

First thing I thought was, "It's Squid-day already??"

This should be an actual holiday.

And so it was decreed.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Squid day is October 5th and everyone is required to eat cake, give me cake and wear silly hats.
The uglier your clothes are that day, the more presents you'll get.
Yes. Everyone gets presents. Cause it's the best day ever.
Better than christmas. Yeah. Fuck you christmas, Squid day is awesome.

Also you have to play games. I don't know which ones. Make some up.
They should involve horseshoes, snakes and tape.

[LMNO]

What's that, Squid?  You want my package?

[AFK]

Squid day is October 5th and everyone is required to eat cake, give me cake and wear silly hats.
The uglier your clothes are that day, the more presents you'll get.
Yes. Everyone gets presents. Cause it's the best day ever.
Better than christmas. Yeah. Fuck you christmas, Squid day is awesome.

Also you have to play games. I don't know which ones. Make some up.
They should involve horseshoes, snakes and tape.

I shall, and I shall call the game, Chutes and Adders.

RWHN,
Taking some extreme poetic license with that one. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Squid day is October 5th and everyone is required to eat cake, give me cake and wear silly hats.
The uglier your clothes are that day, the more presents you'll get.
Yes. Everyone gets presents. Cause it's the best day ever.
Better than christmas. Yeah. Fuck you christmas, Squid day is awesome.

Also you have to play games. I don't know which ones. Make some up.
They should involve horseshoes, snakes and tape.

I shall, and I shall call the game, Chutes and Adders.

RWHN,
Taking some extreme poetic license with that one. 

What's that, Squid?  You want my package?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

YES IT IS SQUID DAY!

AND THIS MEANS I GET PACKAGE!!!

HOLY SHIT

You posted this at 11:11!

[Jenne]

She missed the trifecta of 11:11:11 by two seconds, too!

Squid, this means you have to share wiff pix wtf it is in LMNO's Freeky's package, when it arrives.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

FUCKING AMAZING BECAUSE I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF EARTH!
SO IT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL! OBVIOUSLY!
WAIT!

WHAT?

FUCK! PICS OF PACKAGE AND MAYBE SOME  BLOOD!

IF YOU'RE LUCKY!!!

[Freeky]

WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

PACKAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

MORE EXCITE WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ER!




(nobody's dying, Mr Squid got bit by the cat that's been plotting to kill us. he's gonna have to do better than this.)

[Freeky]

PACKAGE HAS BEEN RECEIVED!

MORE EXCITE WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS ER!




(nobody's dying, Mr Squid got bit by the cat that's been plotting to kill us. he's gonna have to do better than this.)

HOLY SHRIMPFUCKING PASTEBALLS, I HOPE MR SQUIDDY DOES NOT LANGUISH LONG WITH AN INFECTION.

ALSO, JESUS COCKSUCKING CHRIST I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PACKAGE.