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Started by Prickly, July 19, 2004, 10:18:12 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#45
July 29, 2004, 07:12:16 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
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Quote from: Compositus ConfusioC'mon.  A Sopwith Camel flies better than a Beech 18.

The Sopwith Camel was a real man's plane.

But a Beech 18 is a real mechanic's plane.

Priorities, dude.

Dude, The Camel is where we get the phrase 'Flying by the Seat of your Pants.'  Any plane my Jeep can out accelerate that was used in war is AWEsome.

True...but the Beech 18 HATES being a Beech 18, and tries to disassemble itself constantly.  

From a mechanic's POV, it's the single best plane EVAR.

For job security, anyhow.

Ah.  Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, I understand.

Of course, I obviously get paid too much.  In Prickly's world, I would be doing this for $0.25/day, and a swift kick in the ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#46
July 29, 2004, 07:17:16 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioC'mon.  A Sopwith Camel flies better than a Beech 18.

The Sopwith Camel was a real man's plane.

But a Beech 18 is a real mechanic's plane.

Priorities, dude.

Dude, The Camel is where we get the phrase 'Flying by the Seat of your Pants.'  Any plane my Jeep can out accelerate that was used in war is AWEsome.

True...but the Beech 18 HATES being a Beech 18, and tries to disassemble itself constantly.  

From a mechanic's POV, it's the single best plane EVAR.

For job security, anyhow.

Ah.  Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, I understand.

Of course, I obviously get paid too much.  In Prickly's world, I would be doing this for $0.25/day, and a swift kick in the ass.

And then shout, "Thank you sir, Taskmaster, Sir!  May I have anouther?!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
July 29, 2004, 07:19:10 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioC'mon.  A Sopwith Camel flies better than a Beech 18.

The Sopwith Camel was a real man's plane.

But a Beech 18 is a real mechanic's plane.

Priorities, dude.

Dude, The Camel is where we get the phrase 'Flying by the Seat of your Pants.'  Any plane my Jeep can out accelerate that was used in war is AWEsome.

True...but the Beech 18 HATES being a Beech 18, and tries to disassemble itself constantly.  

From a mechanic's POV, it's the single best plane EVAR.

For job security, anyhow.

Ah.  Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, I understand.

Of course, I obviously get paid too much.  In Prickly's world, I would be doing this for $0.25/day, and a swift kick in the ass.

And then shout, "Thank you sir, Taskmaster, Sir!  May I have anouther?!"

Thank you for my wage slavery, sir!  No, that paycut was just FINE!

I'm HAPPY to be a Delta(tm).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#48
July 29, 2004, 07:19:47 AM
Ah.  So funny.

But we'd better quit it with the quotes before they kill us.

The Good Reverend Roger

#49
July 29, 2004, 07:21:24 AM
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioAh.  So funny.

But we'd better quit it with the quotes before they kill us.

Before WHO kills us?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#50
July 29, 2004, 07:22:02 AM
Malaul. She hates the metaquotes.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rupert Giles

#51
July 29, 2004, 07:22:21 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus ConfusioAh.  So funny.

But we'd better quit it with the quotes before they kill us.

Before WHO kills us?

<whisper>THEM.<whisper>

Y'know.  The I.B.E.W., OPEC, Switzerland, and the KGB.

And the Mods.

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
July 29, 2004, 07:28:02 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Guido Finucci

#53
July 29, 2004, 07:33:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?

They hurt her hardware.

Rupert Giles

#54
July 29, 2004, 07:35:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?

It's enough that she does, because I love her.

The Good Reverend Roger

#55
July 29, 2004, 07:44:10 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?

It's enough that she does, because I love her.

MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

#56
July 29, 2004, 07:47:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?

It's enough that she does, because I love her.

MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...

Sir, don't do it!

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
July 29, 2004, 07:50:48 AM
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?

It's enough that she does, because I love her.

MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...

Sir, don't do it!

MUSH...POSTS...MUST...KILL...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

#58
July 29, 2004, 07:52:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?
She can't help it.
She has PMQSD

Post Meta Quote Stress Disorder.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rupert Giles

#59
July 29, 2004, 08:01:58 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomMalaul. She hates the metaquotes.

Why?

It's enough that she does, because I love her.

MUST...NOT...PUSH...JIHAAD...BUTTON...

Sir, don't do it!

MUSH...POSTS...MUST...KILL...

Sir!  Think about how mu-  PMing you.
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