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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Dysfunctional Cunt

#45
July 07, 2010, 06:20:59 PM
Because I said so and that is cause enough dammit!

Telarus

#46
July 07, 2010, 10:24:52 PM
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BadBeast

#47
July 07, 2010, 10:31:58 PM
Because he's a Smartarse.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LMNO

#48
July 08, 2010, 01:04:24 PM
That's what the Hebrews thought.

Triple Zero

#49
July 08, 2010, 02:01:12 PM
TITCM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#50
July 08, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
FYSKTB
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#51
July 09, 2010, 03:25:04 AM
Probably Stephen Colbert.
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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BadBeast

#52
July 09, 2010, 03:27:20 AM
It's OK, no-one saw me, I was hiding in a bush.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Jasper

#53
July 09, 2010, 05:11:33 AM
Nope.  Not even doom music.

minuspace

#54
July 09, 2010, 07:18:09 AM
and you thought that was piss, shame, it got in you hair.

BadBeast

#55
July 09, 2010, 01:55:02 PM
"Because you're worth it"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#56
July 09, 2010, 02:28:37 PM
No, the filmy residue isn't normal.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

DiscoUkulele

#57
July 10, 2010, 07:28:12 AM
Ask Again Later.
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

BadBeast

#58
July 10, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
Yes, of course it's acceptable.

If you live in a cave. On an isolated island. Hundreds of miles away from anybody else!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Salty

#59
July 10, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
Because you "accidentally" pee on me every single time.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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