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Cainad (dec.)

:scared: I fear for my sanity, my health, and my reputation; but most of all, I fear for my pance.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cainad on July 08, 2010, 12:48:40 AM
:scared: I fear for my sanity, my health, and my reputation; but most of all, I fear for my pance.

Too late now.

Incidentally, I left the fucking things in my office.  They'll hit the mail tomorrow afternoon.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Also, I have now sent 26 letters and 3 packages, snailmail, and have received 1 snail mail response (Kel & Badges) and one other inbound letter (Siggie).

Is this any way to treat your high epopt?  I ask you.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.

:magick:

Will I be getting a return address so I can send something horrid back to you?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 09, 2010, 07:58:55 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.

:magick:

Will I be getting a return address so I can send something horrid back to you?

Of course.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

LMNO

Return letter going out tonight.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube


Triple Zero

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 09, 2010, 07:43:49 PM
Sent one to Nigel's new hunk.  He doesn't know it's coming, and she doesn't know what's in it, though he will be led to believe otherwise.  However, Nigel is a quick-thinking member of "the Society", and should manage nicely.

:lulz:

This coming Tuesday is:

Triple Zero
Badbeast
Faust
Payne
Lizzay
ECH
Risus

Yeah.  No more days off.

OSHIT :eek:

depending on how quickly the mail goes (once it's in NL, it's 1 day), I might just get it before I go on holiday (to Berlin, and other random East German places, Mo.19th).

I'm already thinking of stuff to reply. horrible things. and maybe even a few nice things.

I won't try to send brined herring by mail, though.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Ofuck, Dok!

I think I might be in over my head.  :lulz: He's accused me of being the mastermind behind everything, including Tucson. I don't know what's going to happen when he gets the letter...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

 :lulz:

Ill probably get mine by no later than thursday.  I wonder if it's legal to send road apples by mail?
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Jasper

Probably, if it's labeled "SCIENCE: DO NOT INHALE"  in red block letters.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on July 10, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
Ofuck, Dok!

I think I might be in over my head.  :lulz: He's accused me of being the mastermind behind everything, including Tucson. I don't know what's going to happen when he gets the letter...

THE WALL.  IT IS THAT WAY --->

Molon Lube