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BLARFINGARFS EPIC SOAP OPERA

Started by Dysnomia, June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 AM

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LMNO

#75
July 09, 2010, 07:07:07 PM
I really hope you mean ass-cheek.

Dysnomia

#76
July 09, 2010, 07:44:27 PM
sadly no. 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Dysnomia

#77
July 10, 2010, 06:06:20 AM
am getting drunk sexts from OLDF.  Am no longer uninterested in sex,


That is all.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#78
July 11, 2010, 04:54:47 PM
Wonderful!

Dysnomia

#79
July 13, 2010, 05:47:46 AM
Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only.  No bf/gf.  Fuck him. 

Am once again disinterested in men.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Freeky

#80
July 13, 2010, 05:58:08 AM
 :sad: Sorry, chicka.

Dysnomia

#81
July 13, 2010, 06:23:07 AM
even the ones who've had crushes on me for years are now treating me like I'm a piece of meat, WHAT THE FUCK?




It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Freeky

#82
July 13, 2010, 11:31:05 AM
You need to make an example of someone.

Dysnomia

#83
July 13, 2010, 04:13:51 PM
has been done multiple times.  :|
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Richter

#84
July 13, 2010, 04:15:54 PM
Take trophies next time.  Display and explain to all suitors.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Dysnomia

#85
July 14, 2010, 06:37:52 AM
 :lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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East Coast Hustle

#86
July 14, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 13, 2010, 05:47:46 AM
Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only.  No bf/gf.  Fuck him.  

Am once again disinterested in men.

I fail to see the problem in that scenario.

why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Dysnomia

#87
July 15, 2010, 08:03:21 AM
no milk for him, not now, not ever.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

LMNO

#88
July 15, 2010, 01:06:08 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on July 14, 2010, 11:17:25 PM
Quote from: BLARFINGARF on July 13, 2010, 05:47:46 AM
Old friend who's been crushing on me for years is insisting now he only did in jr high, and just wants in my pance or friends only.  No bf/gf.  Fuck him.  

Am once again disinterested in men.

I fail to see the problem in that scenario.

why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?

Hey!  That's just the same as downloading music for free!


YOU SEX PIRATE!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#89
July 15, 2010, 02:41:09 PM
great. My imagination is picturing ECH with a pirate hat, bottle of spiced rum, AND NOTHING ELSE!
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