The WHNs have been selected as a Nielsen Family.

[AFK]

Just got the TV diary thingy yesterday. 

Ask me anything!

[Suu]

So just how BAD are you going to troll them, anyway?

[Doktor Howl]

Just got the TV diary thingy yesterday. 

Ask me anything!

How much buggery can you inflict on them?

[Elder Iptuous]

TV is doomed at this rate...

[Doktor Howl]

TV is doomed at this rate...

You're not scoring any points that way.

[AFK]

So just how BAD are you going to troll them, anyway?

Somewhere between "pretty" and "horribly"

I will start on the page where they ask me to list all of the channels available through my cable tv package. 

Like hell I'm doing that for 5 Washingtons. 

[AFK]

Just got the TV diary thingy yesterday. 

Ask me anything!

How much buggery can you inflict on them?

This is what the Mrs and I are determining.  By their letter, they fancy us as the "average family representing your area".  We'll see about that. 

[Elder Iptuous]

TV is doomed at this rate...

You're not scoring any points that way.

Perhaps i should cancel my participation in this thread.

[Jenne]

Hey I was a Nielsen's family TV rater back in like 2002 and shit.  Fun stuff, but then it got tedious.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I don't have the patience for it. 

Las ttime I did one I just left it with one tv on cartoon network, the other on food channel and the other on cable porn and figured I covered everyone's bases!!!

[AFK]

But I don't have cable porn!
  /

[Chairman Risus]

Inform them that you were not even aware that your television had an "ON/OFF" button and your family just enjoys sitting around watching the dark, reflective screen.

[AFK]

Dear Nielsen,

How do I TV?

Love,
The WHNs. 

[AFK]

So as I mentioned, on page 2 they want me to list every channel I get, what channel it is on, and where it is from.  I'm going to print out a screen cap of a Google search with "auburn maine time warner cable lineup" in the search box, and paste it to the page.  

[Triple Zero]

what is that, some sort of survey to check who watches what?

I suppose best way of trolling them is filling out the questions as if you're a teabagger (or some other horrible large part of the population), while watching terribly interesting things.