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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Started by AFK, July 15, 2010, 10:38:38 AM

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AFK

July 15, 2010, 10:38:38 AM
What the thread title says:

QuoteScandals expose venerable sumo's shady underbelly

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38255578/ns/world_news-asiapacific/
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dimocritus

#1
July 15, 2010, 03:40:35 PM
I can't...I... AAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

AFK

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July 15, 2010, 04:23:08 PM
We're everywhere!  NO one is safe. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

President Television

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July 15, 2010, 04:47:49 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

AFK

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July 15, 2010, 04:58:00 PM
I bet that one generated some letters. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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