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RWHN's Pun House

Started by AFK, April 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM

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Elder Iptuous

#330
July 15, 2010, 04:13:58 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on July 08, 2010, 11:07:57 PM
What do you call a blind Stag?

No idea.

for the sake of print, it should be pointed out that this is a verbal pun relying on stretched pronunciation.
No-eyed deer.
(no idea)

So what do you call a blind stag with no legs?

Still no idea...

AFK

#331
July 15, 2010, 04:46:33 PM
The doe was tired of the male deer causing so many problems in her class so she decided to pass the buck. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

#332
July 15, 2010, 05:20:53 PM
The Doe came staggering out of the Forest, half dead, and bandy legged. As she passed, she said
"I'm not doing that again for four Bucks"!
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Elder Iptuous

#333
July 15, 2010, 05:51:35 PM
she would if they fawned over her enough....

BadBeast

#334
July 15, 2010, 05:56:17 PM
In Hind sight, maybe you're right.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#335
July 15, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
buck
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Elder Iptuous

#336
July 15, 2010, 06:39:34 PM
hey don't stop our fun there!
Have a hart!

AFK

#337
July 16, 2010, 12:08:17 AM
You didn't get the pun.

Anyone? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Elder Iptuous

#338
July 16, 2010, 12:58:03 AM
 :oops:

all i could figure was the "buck stops here"
hm... big buck
bold buck
lone buck...
.,,,
nope. i don't get it...

Freeky

#339
July 16, 2010, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: RWHN on July 16, 2010, 12:08:17 AM
You didn't get the pun.

Anyone? 

Big buck(s). I just got that, actually. :lol:

Elder Iptuous

#340
July 16, 2010, 02:35:55 AM
is that it RWHN?  why did you make is singular?

Chairman Risus

#341
July 16, 2010, 04:22:24 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on July 16, 2010, 02:35:55 AM
is that it RWHN?  why did you make is singular?
Because deep down, all punners are

AFK

#342
July 16, 2010, 10:52:56 AM
You're all still wrong, though Freeky is warm.  Keep hunting.  

This is a quasi-visual pun. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pæs

#343
July 16, 2010, 12:01:57 PM Last Edit: July 16, 2010, 12:04:18 PM by Ferka Zarco
Quote from: RWHN on July 15, 2010, 06:36:42 PM
buck
Oh, fuck.
20 point buck.

ETA: No, actually. "Oh fuck" doesn't quite express my outrage at your punnery. You get one of these as well.
:argh!:

rong

#344
July 16, 2010, 12:35:14 PM
beer nuts are a dollar-fifty
deer nuts are under a buck.
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"
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