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Started by Freeky, November 30, 2009, 10:00:58 PM

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Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:11:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
Bump, since I'm having too much drama lately.


Just got a text from the ex, it seems he was served today. He decided since i was serving him, he wasn't going to give me a statement verifying he pays child support (which i thought I needed for to get my benefits renewed.) After a back and forth, in which he accused me of spitting in his face and claiming to pay more than the courts would require, he has threatened to keep me from having full custody of the Monkey (my original worry is gone for now, but I have other lesser concerns) and is going to "put an injunction on [me] from moving".

THE LULZ! OH GOD, THE UNMITIGATED LULZ! :lulz:


How do you put an injunction on someone against relocating in the same city?   :lulz:

If you were crossing state lines with the monkey, he might be able to do it...But given:

1.  The hilarious idea of how little he thinks the state will ding him for, and

2.  His record for following through with his ridiculous threats,

I think you're on safe ground.  Save the texts, too, so you can demonstrate that he tried to cut off food and insurance to the monkey.

Should i ask him that, or would it be obvious I'm needling him?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:13:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:11:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:09:23 PM
Bump, since I'm having too much drama lately.


Just got a text from the ex, it seems he was served today. He decided since i was serving him, he wasn't going to give me a statement verifying he pays child support (which i thought I needed for to get my benefits renewed.) After a back and forth, in which he accused me of spitting in his face and claiming to pay more than the courts would require, he has threatened to keep me from having full custody of the Monkey (my original worry is gone for now, but I have other lesser concerns) and is going to "put an injunction on [me] from moving".

THE LULZ! OH GOD, THE UNMITIGATED LULZ! :lulz:


How do you put an injunction on someone against relocating in the same city?   :lulz:

If you were crossing state lines with the monkey, he might be able to do it...But given:

1.  The hilarious idea of how little he thinks the state will ding him for, and

2.  His record for following through with his ridiculous threats,

I think you're on safe ground.  Save the texts, too, so you can demonstrate that he tried to cut off food and insurance to the monkey.

Should i ask him that, or would it be obvious I'm needling him?

Go ahead.  It's a legitimate question.
Molon Lube

Freeky

I'd like to take a moment to thank PD and Discordja for fucking with my head wiring to make it easier to think and not be bullied. :D

I think I'll go bump that one thread to express my gratitude.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:18:21 PM
I'd like to take a moment to thank PD and Discordja for fucking with my head wiring to make it easier to think and not be bullied. :D

I think I'll go bump that one thread to express my gratitude.

Just one more service we provide.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Something Stupid the Ex Just Texted MeIt is in the Az state parenting laws

LMNO

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:18:21 PM
I'd like to take a moment to thank PD and Discordja for fucking with my head wiring to make it easier to think and not be bullied. :D

I think I'll go bump that one thread to express my gratitude.

We didn't do it.


We showed you how to do it to yourself.  We're mean that way.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: Something Stupid the Ex Just Texted MeIt is in the Az state parenting laws

There are no "AZ state parenting laws".  None.  There are laws concerning child abuse and neglect (moving across town doesn't count as either), and there are custody laws (which don't apply if you don't cross state lines), and that's it.  There are no laws on how to be a parent, and if there were, he wouldn't need a fucking injunction.

:lulz:

If he's going to lie, he could at least do a little research.

Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:22:55 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: Something Stupid the Ex Just Texted MeIt is in the Az state parenting laws

There are no "AZ state parenting laws".  None.  There are laws concerning child abuse and neglect (moving across town doesn't count as either), and there are custody laws (which don't apply if you don't cross state lines), and that's it.  There are no laws on how to be a parent, and if there were, he wouldn't need a fucking injunction.

:lulz:

If he's going to lie, he could at least do a little research.
He's trying to scare me into dropping it. I'll bet money on it. :lulz:

Quote from: LMNO on July 16, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:18:21 PM
I'd like to take a moment to thank PD and Discordja for fucking with my head wiring to make it easier to think and not be bullied. :D

I think I'll go bump that one thread to express my gratitude.

We didn't do it.


We showed you how to do it to yourself.  We're mean that way.

You. BASTARDS.






:lulz:

Doktor Howl

Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:25:29 PM
He's trying to scare me into dropping it. I'll bet money on it. :lulz:

Obviously.  And I'm really enjoying the notion of how furious he must be that meek little Freeky no longer listens to him.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

:lulz:

Just like where he would be within his rights to call Child Protection Services because I didn't get a job within 30 days.

:lulz:

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:27:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:25:29 PM
He's trying to scare me into dropping it. I'll bet money on it. :lulz:

Obviously.  And I'm really enjoying the notion of how furious he must be that meek little Freeky no longer listens to him.

:lulz:

Me too, Dok. Me too.

:lulz:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 16, 2010, 08:28:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 16, 2010, 08:26:09 PM
Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

:lulz:

Just like where he would be within his rights to call Child Protection Services because I didn't get a job within 30 days.

:lulz:

Yeah, I think that's in the code dealing with "Bruce's Impotent Rage".
Molon Lube

Richter

The amount of ownage being discussed here has me almost stroking myself in glee  :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Freeky

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!













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