Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Doktor Howl]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Damn, how have y'all refrained from arranging a "little accident" for this stupid fucker is beyond me.  

Freeky, how you stop yourself from fucking with him, acting like you're scared then then doing a booyah fuck you is some serious self control!

[Doktor Howl]

Damn, how have y'all refrained from arranging a "little accident" for this stupid fucker is beyond me.  

Because Freeky is going to squeeze him like a grape.

Freeky, how you stop yourself from fucking with him, acting like you're scared then then doing a booyah fuck you is some serious self control!

Actually, Freeky needs to keep on doing what she's doing.  Once child support and custody have been established, she can (and should) jack his shit up anyway she pleases.

Just my opinion.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

This made me choke on my tea.

[Richter]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

This made me choke on my tea.

I've been giggling like a loon for the last half hour.  My I&E techs think I've done something rotten to one of the other managers...I can hear them talking about me from the next room over.

"He only laughs like that when there's a car accident."

[Doktor Howl]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

Freeky can also make car rides incredibly short or interminably long.

[Freeky]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

Someday, I'm gonna go to the east coast, and there will be nothing but carnage and men looking confused and scared and satisfied left over after I leave.

But first, I have to wage a foods war. LET US DON OUR COLANDER HELMETS AND PREPARE THE AMMUNITION! 
                                                             \

[Doktor Howl]

Someday, I'm gonna go to the east coast,

You are not allowed in the same region as Suu and Darth Cupcake.  Two of you can be in the same area, but not all three of you.

That's in the federal sechsay rules.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

[Doktor Howl]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

I intend to stand directly between you and Freeky.

But don't worry, I'll be wearing safety glasses.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

This made me choke on my tea.

I've been giggling like a loon for the last half hour.  My I&E techs think I've done something rotten to one of the other managers...I can hear them talking about me from the next room over.

"He only laughs like that when there's a car accident."

That's great!

I want Freeky to reply to his next foray into explaining imaginary laws with:

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

I intend to stand directly between you and Freeky.

But don't worry, I'll be wearing safety glasses.

Wise man.

[Freeky]

Oh, wait, maybe it's in the legal codes dealing with "Bruce's convenience and/or wishes concerning the way the world works."

This made me choke on my tea.

I've been giggling like a loon for the last half hour.  My I&E techs think I've done something rotten to one of the other managers...I can hear them talking about me from the next room over.

"He only laughs like that when there's a car accident."

That's great!

I want Freeky to reply to his next foray into explaining imaginary laws with:

[Iason Ouabache]

I'd like to take a moment to thank PD and Discordja for fucking with my head wiring to make it easier to think and not be bullied.

I think I'll go bump that one thread to express my gratitude.

We didn't do it.


We showed you how to do it to yourself.  We're mean that way.

We're like the Catholic church in reverse.