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Day 2 of the 'stache.

Started by Doktor Howl, July 02, 2010, 07:25:55 PM

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#90
July 16, 2010, 07:18:48 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:

Oh well, atleast you won't be the one who has weird sounds and smells coming out of his house at midnight ... I imagine that will be me in 50 years. I hope!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

#91
July 17, 2010, 07:43:47 AM
Molon Lube

President Television

#92
July 17, 2010, 08:31:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 07:43:47 AM


You look as though your eyes are about to shoot laser beams out of the screen at me.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#93
July 17, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
Nice fridge.
Is that a side by side?

Doktor Howl

#94
July 17, 2010, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 17, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
Nice fridge.
Is that a side by side?

Why, yes, yes it is.  They came standard equipped in this neighborhood, to make up for the fact that all the piping is that horrible plastic shit that leaks, and the electrical is fucking garbage.
Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

#95
July 17, 2010, 06:49:11 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 17, 2010, 05:43:27 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on July 17, 2010, 04:55:25 PM
Nice fridge.
Is that a side by side?

Why, yes, yes it is.  They came standard equipped in this neighborhood, to make up for the fact that all the piping is that horrible plastic shit that leaks, and the electrical is fucking garbage.

Ah, well, that sounds typical.
THEY DON'T MAKE SHIT THE WAY THEY USED TO!  :argh!:
I mean for fuck's sake, the Romans built shit thousands of years ago that's STILL STANDING.
These days our houses blow over like a straw hut from a small storm.
Pieces of shit everything!

-Kel-

#96
July 17, 2010, 10:43:14 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on July 06, 2010, 12:09:25 AM
you call that facial hair?? PLEASE


are you prepared to gaze upon PERFECTION--



maybe you should get a moustache stimulator



mere MINUTES after looking like this EMBARRASSING NAKED FACED ELF:



my dandy facial scroffula had matured to the luxurious coat you see here:




after 90 minutes of use, BEHOLD



just shot soda out my nose from laughing at this.  :lulz: :lulz:

Doktor Howl

#97
July 18, 2010, 11:06:49 PM
Day 18:



Also, down 5 more pounds.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

#98
July 18, 2010, 11:16:44 PM
Dok is a friendly man, who likes to feed candy to children.

I also never noticed that you have blue eyes!
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#99
July 18, 2010, 11:17:32 PM
Nice leer! :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#100
July 18, 2010, 11:21:57 PM
That's not a leer, that's him inviting you into the joke.

Doktor Howl

#101
July 18, 2010, 11:22:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on July 18, 2010, 11:17:32 PM
Nice leer! :lulz:

That's the low power leer.  The high powered one has been made illegal in this state.  Ask Freeky or Sister Gothique.
Molon Lube

Freeky

#102
July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!

Pope Pixie Pickle

#103
July 19, 2010, 09:57:12 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 18, 2010, 11:27:27 PM
The high power lear... :horrormirth:
It has the force to rip women's clothes off. JUST BY HIS LEERING!
:eek:
* Rainy Day Pixie hides in my anti leer bunker.

Jasper

#104
July 19, 2010, 06:07:54 PM
Dok, are you certified to operate that leer jet?
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