Renamed: GOD. DAMN. IT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'd like to take a moment to thank PD and Discordja for fucking with my head wiring to make it easier to think and not be bullied.

I think I'll go bump that one thread to express my gratitude.

We didn't do it.


We showed you how to do it to yourself.  We're mean that way.

We're like the Catholic church in reverse.

Newsfeed!

[Doktor Howl]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

I intend to stand directly between you and Freeky.

But don't worry, I'll be wearing safety glasses.

Wise man.

Safety first.  I don't want to turn into an OSHA video, after all.

Upon further consideration, I won't be wearing underwear, as no underpance could stand the unusual stresses likely to be caused by the proximity of both yourself and Freeky, and it would be painful and embarrassing for them to come unglued under that hideous strain.

[Freeky]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

I intend to stand directly between you and Freeky.

But don't worry, I'll be wearing safety glasses.

Wise man.

Safety first.  I don't want to turn into an OSHA video, after all.

Upon further consideration, I won't be wearing underwear, as no underpance could stand the unusual stresses likely to be caused by the proximity of both yourself and Freeky, and it would be painful and embarrassing for them to come unglued under that hideous strain.

In that case, I'll have the Meathammah along. I'm pretty sure I'm going to want to hit something with a mallet after you do this.

[Doktor Howl]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

I intend to stand directly between you and Freeky.

But don't worry, I'll be wearing safety glasses.

Wise man.

Safety first.  I don't want to turn into an OSHA video, after all.

Upon further consideration, I won't be wearing underwear, as no underpance could stand the unusual stresses likely to be caused by the proximity of both yourself and Freeky, and it would be painful and embarrassing for them to come unglued under that hideous strain.

In that case, I'll have the Meathammah along. I'm pretty sure I'm going to want to hit something with a mallet after you do this.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to want that something to be me.

[Freeky]

RICHTER YOU'D BETTER KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, OR I'LL BEND YUOR SPACE TIME!

She's not kidding...I was groping Maria in front of her 5 or 6 months ago, and she flipped the town of Marana inside out.  Do never test Freeky's frustrations.

It makes sense now.  Where Nigel is the Prolapsing Discodian force, Freeky is the Puckering force.  The Wing to the Nigellian Wang, so to speak.  

IMAGINE what will happen when I go to Tucson! 

I intend to stand directly between you and Freeky.

But don't worry, I'll be wearing safety glasses.

Wise man.

Safety first.  I don't want to turn into an OSHA video, after all.

Upon further consideration, I won't be wearing underwear, as no underpance could stand the unusual stresses likely to be caused by the proximity of both yourself and Freeky, and it would be painful and embarrassing for them to come unglued under that hideous strain.

In that case, I'll have the Meathammah along. I'm pretty sure I'm going to want to hit something with a mallet after you do this.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to want that something to be me.

Sooo... This is one of those win/win situations?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

I won't even relay the conversation I had with Mr. Language this evening. Suffice it to say, it is not unlikely that I will be arriving in Tucson after a few days alone in a car with a man and no sex.

I will be destroying Tucson and everything in it with my vagina, thx.

[Doktor Howl]

I won't even relay the conversation I had with Mr. Language this evening. Suffice it to say, it is not unlikely that I will be arriving in Tucson after a few days alone in a car with a man and no sex.

I will be destroying Tucson and everything in it with my vagina, thx.

I will send you the Pics anyway, to do with as you will.

Why do you always pick the dumbasses, Nigel?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I won't even relay the conversation I had with Mr. Language this evening. Suffice it to say, it is not unlikely that I will be arriving in Tucson after a few days alone in a car with a man and no sex.

I will be destroying Tucson and everything in it with my vagina, thx.

I will send you the Pics anyway, to do with as you will.

Why do you always pick the dumbasses, Nigel?

I apparently have an aversion to normal relationships. If it's not weird, I can't get into it. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

Basically... yeah, actually, I can't explain this. We're together, we're just not  doin' it.

[Freeky]

So I have more proof that I can't get laid anymore in this town. Possible Toy Boy ditched out on me two days in a row. I was certailny in a mood to rape anything willing, as well. Oh well, I guess I may as well find out what his deal is before writing him off completely. He does have a job and school, it could just have been those.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I would assume that it's because he's busy, because you're hot.

[Dysnomia]

I won't even relay the conversation I had with Mr. Language this evening. Suffice it to say, it is not unlikely that I will be arriving in Tucson after a few days alone in a car with a man and no sex.

I will be destroying Tucson and everything in it with my vagina, thx.

There needs to be photographic documentation of this kthx

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I won't even relay the conversation I had with Mr. Language this evening. Suffice it to say, it is not unlikely that I will be arriving in Tucson after a few days alone in a car with a man and no sex.

I will be destroying Tucson and everything in it with my vagina, thx.

There needs to be photographic documentation of this kthx

It will be done with invisible frustration-lazors.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, just to be clear; it wasn't his idea, this time.

[Freeky]

Just got a call from PTB, I guess he'd misplaced his phone at work. I wanna give this guy a chance IRL, but I can't for the life of me keep my concentration when talking to him over the phone, I get bored. That could just be my less-than-stellar capacity for phone conversations, though.

Invited him to hang out again next Friday. We'll see how it goes.

[Freeky]

Everytime I have a conversation with this dude, it ends in "Send me a pic". It's starting to either creep me out or get on my nerves. I told him as much and haven't heard back from him so :/