ATTENTION, RUBES: IN THIS HERE THREAD, I NOT ONLY TEST SUU, BUT

[Doktor Howl]

...I STEP TO HER AS WELL.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS!  THIS MAN IS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL!

[Suu]

I can't see at work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't think there's anything TO see.

He's just testing and stepping to you. You better do something about that!

[Doktor Howl]

I can't see at work.

[Suu]

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

[Suu]

And for the record, the car was overturned when I got there, and as for your grandmother, she deserved it!

[Freeky]

I am also testing and stepping to Suu as a proxy for Herbert.

MY PORK SHOULDER IS BETTER, OR WOULD HAVE BEEN IF I HAD USED A BETTER SHOULDER OF PORK.

PWNT

[Suu]

I don't know about that one...the man is a grade A asshole, but he can cook a mean motherfucking pork shoulder.

[Freeky]

I have testimonial from Dok.

"If you had used a better cut of meat, youd have beat Herbert."

FUCK YEAHR

[Suu]

Learn to buy real pork shoulder. Then we'll talk.

Then again, that one that he made when the Dok was here wasn't that good IMHO. They hot-sauced it, and I think it ruined it.

[Suu]

And by the way, I am in no way shape or form dissing your cooking, because I know it's pretty epic, but I was really disappointed with the last pork shoulder.