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Started by Adios, July 19, 2010, 03:59:40 PM

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Richter

In Tucson, social welfare is a spectator sport.

In Tucson, you can't dig deep enough.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

Quote from: Richter on July 19, 2010, 10:50:53 PM
In Tucson, you can't dig deep enough.

But you CAN dig too deep.

Payne

In Tucson, empty space is a weapon. Heights are not always neccesary for a fatality.

Tucson is the other side of the other side of the coin. It's neither heads nor tails, and you really don't want to know any more.

The alleys of Tucson run knee deep in the viscous, ancient, primeval mundanity of terror.

The desert doesn't hold Tucson. Tucson is the pin in the map that holds it down.

There are bad people in Tucson, but that's normal right?

Contrary to popular belief, the Lost Highway doesn't begin or end in Tucson. No one knows where it begins and ends. We can't help it if the same just happens to be true of Tucson.

Tucson: Much Maligned, Eternally Imitated.

There is no physics in Tucson, only SCIENCE.

One dollar from Tucson looks suspiciously like a dollar from anywhere else. It's better not to ask questions about it.

Rumours abound that armageddon has already happened, and Tucson is the site of New Jerusalem.

St. John of Patmos never tried cactus.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on July 19, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
In Tucson, empty space is a weapon. Heights are not always neccesary for a fatality.

Tucson is the other side of the other side of the coin. It's neither heads nor tails, and you really don't want to know any more.

The alleys of Tucson run knee deep in the viscous, ancient, primeval mundanity of terror.

The desert doesn't hold Tucson. Tucson is the pin in the map that holds it down.

There are bad people in Tucson, but that's normal right?

Contrary to popular belief, the Lost Highway doesn't begin or end in Tucson. No one knows where it begins and ends. We can't help it if the same just happens to be true of Tucson.

Tucson: Much Maligned, Eternally Imitated.

There is no physics in Tucson, only SCIENCE.

One dollar from Tucson looks suspiciously like a dollar from anywhere else. It's better not to ask questions about it.

Rumours abound that armageddon has already happened, and Tucson is the site of New Jerusalem.

St. John of Patmos never tried cactus.

Fucking woot!
Molon Lube

Payne


Payne

Breaking: In Tucson a massive pile up on lap one of the Human Race claims half the field.

tyrannosaurus vex

In Tucson, they will steal the tire off your car, but leave it propped up on a big rock so as not to damage the wheel. (this actually happened to me.)
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Adios

In Tucson you can find a working model of the future of this world. I suggest a properly fitting helmet and a seperate oxygen supply. Oh, and don't drink the water.

Richter

In Tucson they stack shit that high.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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