Answers Only

[alhazred]

 I don't care what anyone says, tears don't make the best lubricant.

[BadBeast]

So it's our Home, our Car, our Bed, our TV, but they're your tits. Fine.

[minuspace]

and no, we do board, lodge or mount "animals", nor have we clearly established the noses boundary...

[Cramulus]

*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

[BadBeast]

Wierdo!

[LMNO]

*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

That was the best. troll. ever.

[Doktor Howl]

*holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

That was the best. troll. ever.

Where was it?

[Cain]

4chan's /b/, originally.  Since the name of the board is "random", it wound up the usual basement dwellers there no end.

[Cramulus]

yeah, it's ancient copypasta which probably originated from /b/.  It's my boilerplate response to forced randomness 

[Jasper]

The original intent was to satire Questions Only, but it seems to have actually replaced it by being even more pointless.

[Doktor Howl]

The original intent was to satire Questions Only, but it seems to have actually replaced it by being even more pointless.

It's this sort of shit that's driving everyone to cheap, knockoff benzos.

[Jasper]

We can kill this now.  It's not like people are ever going to stop posting pointless shit in questions only, or three word story redux, or the pirate ship thread, or haikus. 

We are driven to dross.

[LMNO]

It has to go somewhere.  You'd rather some spag takes a dump in a psycho letter thread?

[Jasper]

Point. 

And yes, Arizona iced tea does taste a bit like White Rabbit candy.

[minuspace]

[creating conditions of subversion so t3rrorists spoil the party, gee, go figure]
- I have a reference paper for that somewhere, to weave into emergence qua religion