Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[Jenne]

He's at EB&G, as an admin for Bella and Liam, Felix.

[Jasper]

Ah, thanks.  Haven't been there in a long ass time.

[Jenne]

He changed his name once upon a time.

[Jasper]

Oh DAN!  Daniel!  Okay yeah, he's awesome.

[Jenne]

I agree!

[Doktor Howl]

Siggie's letter is done, Ippie's is half finished.  The second page will contain the distilled essence of Horror™, as per his demands.  The rest of you can wait until I post them all to see the awful Truth which I reveal to him.  It's bad.  Really, really bad.

[Jenne]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

[Doktor Howl]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

[Jenne]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

[Doktor Howl]

You should be getting another quirky installment from me in the next few days, Dok.  My plan, it is congealing nicely.

So is the horrible crap on my pance.

Um...

I spilled my bhuna chicken.  What the hell are YOU talking about?

[Elder Iptuous]

Siggie's letter is done, Ippie's is half finished.  The second page will contain the distilled essence of Horror™, as per his demands.  The rest of you can wait until I post them all to see the awful Truth which I reveal to him.  It's bad.  Really, really bad.

I look forward to having the hole in my head filled with the sickening Truth that you peddle.
if it's too bad, make sure to keep an eye out for news reports of a man wandering around Tucson wearing a loincloth and gasmask, carrying a samoan battle axe, and inquiring about the whereabouts of 'the Doktor'...

[Doktor Howl]

Siggie's letter is done, Ippie's is half finished.  The second page will contain the distilled essence of Horror™, as per his demands.  The rest of you can wait until I post them all to see the awful Truth which I reveal to him.  It's bad.  Really, really bad.

I look forward to having the hole in my head filled with the sickening Truth that you peddle.
if it's too bad, make sure to keep an eye out for news reports of a man wandering around Tucson wearing a loincloth and gasmask, carrying a samoan battle axe, and inquiring about the whereabouts of 'the Doktor'...

War club.

Anyway, you have to read the pages in order.  No skipping ahead.

And just remember that you asked for it.

[Doktor Howl]

7 more done. 

Sigmatic
Iptuous
Captain Utopia
Babylon Horuv
Peleus
Sister Gothique
Tactically Evil Dan

These will go in the mail tomorrow morning, and should be delivered before the end of the week.

Running totals are now included in post #1.

[Suu]

I sent my response today.

[Doktor Howl]

I have thoughtfully added a (partial) list of the things that are Sister Gothique's fault, to her letter.

I would have done more, but I could only fit 44 things on the page.