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Started by President Television, July 29, 2010, 01:49:59 AM

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President Television

July 29, 2010, 01:49:59 AM
DO IT ASSWIPDS
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

#1
July 29, 2010, 01:51:19 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on July 29, 2010, 01:49:59 AM
DO IT ASSWIPDS

Okay.

Couldn't you just have recycled one of TTM's drunk freads, or one of my "I'M ALL FUCKED UP ON CACTUS SDFLAHBDCHVALD" threads?
Molon Lube

Jasper

#2
July 29, 2010, 01:51:52 AM
What drank you?

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#3
July 29, 2010, 01:52:24 AM
Why is there a broken smiley?

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#4
July 29, 2010, 01:59:55 AM
Who the hell were you before you changed your name?

Also, how does one eat a bag of dicks?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Jasper

#5
July 29, 2010, 02:01:31 AM
OP was once known as Captain Slack, judging by the holy name.

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#6
July 29, 2010, 02:03:24 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 29, 2010, 02:01:31 AM
OP was once known as Captain Slack, judging by the holy name.

I see... thanks.
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President Television

#7
July 29, 2010, 02:59:50 AM Last Edit: July 29, 2010, 03:01:53 AM by Doktor Plague
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 29, 2010, 01:51:52 AM
What drank you?

The Kool-Aid Man.

Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on July 29, 2010, 01:52:24 AM
Why is there a broken smiley?

What smiley?

Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on July 29, 2010, 01:59:55 AM
Who the hell were you before you changed your name?

Also, how does one eat a bag of dicks?


I was Shrunkenheadspace, then I was Captain Slack!

Also, you have to train your jaw. Stretch it out! Trust me, I've done this with my fingers and now I can touch the bakc of my hand... with ther finger s on said hand!
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#8
July 29, 2010, 03:01:23 AM
OH YEAH :jebus:

President Television

#9
July 29, 2010, 03:03:24 AM
I'm not very drunk anymore, to tell the truth. Still, ask away!
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

No u

#10
July 29, 2010, 03:36:58 AM
Here's a fifth of So Co.  Come back when you finish.  It was more fun when you were drunk (especially the part where you forgot to come back and answer until you were sober).
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Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#11
July 29, 2010, 03:39:25 AM

President Television

#12
July 29, 2010, 05:01:13 AM
What have I done?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#13
July 29, 2010, 05:11:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on July 29, 2010, 01:49:59 AM
DO IT ASSWIPDS

Who the fuck are you?

AFK

#14
July 29, 2010, 11:29:15 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poopin on July 29, 2010, 05:11:42 AM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on July 29, 2010, 01:49:59 AM
DO IT ASSWIPDS

Who the fuck are you?

THIS

No really, who the fuck are you? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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