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Started by Adios, July 29, 2010, 08:44:20 PM

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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2
July 29, 2010, 08:50:12 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Adios

#3
July 29, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
So this lady is out of work and is paying for the bus bench adds with her own money.

Fucking priceless.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#4
July 29, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 29, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
So this lady is out of work and is paying for the bus bench adds with her own money.

Fucking priceless.

Maybe she figures Jesus will hook her up with a PR job once he gets back? God knows he could use some good PR!!!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

No u

#5
July 29, 2010, 11:46:59 PM
Marie Exley - "I'm gonna allow people to think I'm crazy."




*hopes he doesn't get banned for x-posting from FB*
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Iason Ouabache

#6
July 30, 2010, 03:14:08 AM
Quote from: Ratatosk on July 29, 2010, 09:21:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Charley Brown on July 29, 2010, 09:07:05 PM
So this lady is out of work and is paying for the bus bench adds with her own money.

Fucking priceless.

Maybe she figures Jesus will hook her up with a PR job once he gets back? God knows he could use some good PR!!!!
http://www.jesusneedsnewpr.net/   :wink:
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Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#7
July 30, 2010, 03:31:44 AM
Quote from: FireWillow on July 29, 2010, 11:46:59 PM
Marie Exley - "I'm gonna allow people to think I'm crazy."




*hopes he doesn't get banned for x-posting from FB*
:mittens:

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
July 30, 2010, 08:14:54 PM
I for one am looking forward to the Rapture. All the psychos will be gone. Party can then ensue.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#9
July 30, 2010, 08:17:42 PM
hxxp://www.wecanknow.com/

This is their website.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
July 30, 2010, 08:18:59 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

DiscoUkulele

#11
July 30, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
That's complete bullshit.

The Rapture Index is fucking 172 right now. That's only 10 points lower than the all time high immediately after 9/11.

There's no way we're making it til next May.
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Nephew Twiddleton

#12
July 30, 2010, 09:15:44 PM
Quote from: DiscoUkulele on July 30, 2010, 09:03:09 PM
That's complete bullshit.

The Rapture Index is fucking 172 right now. That's only 10 points lower than the all time high immediately after 9/11.

There's no way we're making it til next May.

Ah, but the all time high was 9 years ago
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Jasper

#13
July 30, 2010, 10:01:49 PM
Huh...

I checked out the rapture index...


QuoteGlobal Turmoil
    The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

:?

Nephew Twiddleton

#14
July 30, 2010, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 30, 2010, 10:01:49 PM
Huh...

I checked out the rapture index...


QuoteGlobal Turmoil
    The lack of activity has downgraded this category.

:?

Yeah that, and the mention that oil prices have gone down because of more availability. That's the loosest interpretation of the oil spill I've heard.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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