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IT'S SHARK WEEK, BITCHES.

Started by Suu, August 01, 2010, 04:15:32 AM

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August 01, 2010, 04:15:32 AM
POST SOME FUCKING SHARKS!


Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Lies

#1
August 01, 2010, 04:21:11 AM Last Edit: August 03, 2010, 05:57:35 PM by Faust
Don't fuck with sharks: They WILL fuck you up.

http://www.fearbeneath.com/wp-content/gallery/shark-attacks/sharkATTACK1.jpg

NWS
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

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August 01, 2010, 04:26:11 AM
Dude. :vom:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Aucoq

#3
August 01, 2010, 04:27:00 AM


Bask in the glory of the Goblin Shark, King of the Depths!
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Juana

#4
August 01, 2010, 04:29:29 AM
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#5
August 01, 2010, 04:37:16 AM


:3
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
August 01, 2010, 04:40:52 AM
Awe

Aucoq

#7
August 01, 2010, 04:45:12 AM


My good friend, the Cookiecutter Shark.  The reason why I'll never swim in the open ocean at night (not that I would've otherwise  :lol:).
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Suu

#8
August 01, 2010, 04:46:44 AM
omgwtf.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#9
August 01, 2010, 04:50:46 AM
ITS ALWAYS SHARK WEEK FOR ME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

Juana

#10
August 01, 2010, 04:53:17 AM
 :lol:



Greenland shark
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Suu

#11
August 01, 2010, 05:00:45 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#12
August 01, 2010, 05:02:55 AM
The discovery channel building

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#13
August 01, 2010, 05:03:27 AM

Nast

#14
August 01, 2010, 07:45:57 AM
WARGABLARGH

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."
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