Things That Should NOT be "Squeezable"

[Cuddlefish]

Relish

Mayonaise

Jelly

Any combination of the above.

I rest my case.

[Jasper]

Mayonnaise especially.  Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.

[Cuddlefish]

Mayonnaise especially.  Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.

The relish gets me. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze harder, empty entire contents of bottle on cheezburger.

The jars of mayo that you can fit your entire hand into kinda urks me, too.

[Cuddlefish]

http://www.wtfux.net/2009/12/15/toy-description-fail/

[Cuddlefish]

and, in other news, things that should REMAIN squeezable.

http://classicfun.ws/squeeze-them-baby/2008/11/29

[Jasper]

Mayonnaise especially.  Anything that fattening should not be that easy to squirt all over the fucking place.

The relish gets me. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze, get juice. Squeeze harder, empty entire contents of bottle on cheezburger.

The jars of mayo that you can fit your entire hand into kinda urks me, too.

Those are for people who absolutely must treat mayo as finger food.  I think it's some kind of fad diet thing.

[AFK]

Charmin

[-Kel-]

moon pie

[Tuesday]

Yogurt! I work at a daycare, and gogurt is a royal pain in the ass. You have to struggle to get the damn thing open, and then the kid squirts it all over the place anyways.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Yogurt! I work at a daycare, and gogurt is a royal pain in the ass. You have to struggle to get the damn thing open, and then the kid squirts it all over the place anyways.

That crap is all high fructose corn syrup anyways.

also- liquified butter in a squirt bottle. NO.

[Rumckle]

I reserve the right to squeeze anything 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I reserve the right to squeeze anything 

COME TO DADDY!
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[Sir Squid Diddimus]