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Started by Cain, June 14, 2009, 04:05:42 AM

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Cuddlefish

#30
August 06, 2010, 04:12:47 AM
Hrm. Wit, as well.

57% dark, 23% spontaneous, 26% vulgar

whatever the fuck that means...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Lies

#31
August 06, 2010, 04:27:35 AM
The Provacateur

(52% dark, 35% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

Yay I'm George Carlin :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

The Johnny

#32
August 06, 2010, 05:21:27 AM

As some jackoffs have said so in the past, it turns out im edgy  :fnord::


the Cutting Edge

(67% dark, 42% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Rumckle

#33
August 06, 2010, 05:33:09 AM
Hmm, the cut off mark for Clean/Vulgar, Dark/Light, and Spontaneous/Complex does not seem to be 50%. Odd.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Eater of Clowns

#34
August 06, 2010, 02:54:31 PM
Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test ...
the Provacateur

(67% dark, 19% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

maphdet

#35
August 06, 2010, 08:06:33 PM
the Provacateur
(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK



Odd I got any points for spontaneous...
:D
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Triple Zero

#36
August 06, 2010, 09:12:54 PM
I got "Wit" (posting this mostly for eventual future reference).
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Nephew Twiddleton

#37
August 07, 2010, 09:09:29 PM
the Provacateur
(62% dark, 27% spontaneous, 53% vulgar)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#38
August 08, 2010, 03:12:22 AM
I got the wit too.


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. (Mine too)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

I_Kicked_Kennedy

#39
August 08, 2010, 03:42:02 AM

the Wit

(62% dark, 35% spontaneous, 37% vulgar)


I blame my Jewish homosexual Freshman year roommate. The guy was wittier than anyone I've ever met. Totally off the cuff, too. Learned so much from the guy.

Me: Zeke, dude... hang a sock on the door, or something, if you're gonna spank it.
Zeke: The first time I did. But that was a couple hours ago, and I haven't had a chance to get any quarters for laundry, so um...

or

Me: What's the GLBSU?
Zeke: It's like a college League of Gaytions. GAYTO, if you will.

Favorite:

Me: Dude, we got a nest or something outside. I've already killed two or three bees, this morning.
Zeke: Well, was it two bees or not two bees?

If I had a million dollars, I'd put it all in a sensible mutual fund.

Jasper

#40
August 08, 2010, 07:08:10 AM
Aw christy I'm a wit too.

Life:  Ruined.

Brotep

#41
August 08, 2010, 02:12:52 PM
The Wit.

Jasper

#42
August 08, 2010, 04:44:25 PM
WHAT IS THE MATTER WIT US

Doktor Howl

#43
August 08, 2010, 04:55:30 PM

the Wit

(67% dark, 38% spontaneous, 37% vulgar)
Molon Lube

Suu

#44
August 08, 2010, 05:08:48 PM
I'm the Wit as well.

62% dark, 23% spontaneous, 21% vulgar
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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