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Started by Doktor Howl, June 07, 2010, 06:40:50 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment


Well, I won't trouble you again, then.
Molon Lube

Dysfunctional Cunt

I want another letter and this time I promise my response will be really really awful  :evil:

Kid goes to take the ASVAB test Saturday.  He's talking blowing shit up again.  The army is not prepared for this child of mine!

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Khara on August 09, 2010, 09:38:53 PM
I want another letter and this time I promise my response will be really really awful  :evil:

Kid goes to take the ASVAB test Saturday.  He's talking blowing shit up again.  The army is not prepared for this child of mine!

Sure it is.  They've been dealing with kids like that for 220 years.
Molon Lube

Iron Sulfide

...still waiting for my letter... :(
Ya' stupid Yank.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Iron Sulfide on August 10, 2010, 08:45:51 PM
...still waiting for my letter... :(

Be patient. They don't call it snail mail for nothing.
I reckon mine will get here by Thursday.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

Bones and Hat got delayed, because I spilled shit all over their letters and had to reprint them.

But Bones lives in Australia, and hasn't posted here in ages anyway, so I'm not sure he's even still interested.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

#397
 :backpedal:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on August 09, 2010, 09:04:50 PM
maybe if i actually cared about the environment


Well, I won't trouble you again, then.

too late, like others before yuo
I will now flat mail "things"... that will just take up room at the land fill.

That's nice.  Again, sorry I didn't live up to your expectations.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

blame math, mirth isnt divided very well
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:17:23 PM
blame math, mirth isnt divided very well

Good point.  This was a stupid idea.
Molon Lube

the last yatto

no noo not like that, its good just feels like the runt of the lot
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pēleus on August 11, 2010, 11:20:06 PM
no noo not like that, its good just feels like the runt of the lot

Will you just shut the fuck up?  I'm not sure you see how retarded it is, what you're doing, so I'll explain it.

Someone has decided to undertake a writing project, and also include a huge number of board members in a meat space activity.  Rather than just going with it, and doing your part to make the project successful and have some fun with it, you're coming into the thread to complain about how it isn't as awesome as you thought it would be.  Fuck's sake, I'd hate to be the one to cut the cake on your birthday with all this bitching about who got the better slice.

You're acting like a dick.  Just fuck off.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Got Faust's response, by the way.  Just saying.
Molon Lube

Chairman Risus

My response will be sealed and mailed within a few days.