Disturbed as Fuck Mailing List.

[Faust]

Got Faust's response, by the way.  Just saying.

Hope you enjoyed it, they are fun to do.

[Doktor Howl]

Got Faust's response, by the way.  Just saying.

Hope you enjoyed it, they are fun to do.

Oh, I did.

[Doktor Howl]

maybe if i actually cared about the environment

Well, I won't trouble you again, then.

too late, like others before yuo
I will now flat mail "things"... that will just take up room at the land fill.

Your land fill, maybe.

Here's the deal...I have beaten the crap out of myself at the gym, and now feel a bit better.  I will be continuing the project, and then the second round...Which you will not be on.  I do not feel the need to spend good postage on something that someone isn't going to enjoy.  I also do not feel the need to explain what this actually IS again, as you didn't read it the first fucking time.  And don't bother mailing me shit, because anything you send will simply be marked "return to sender".  If you want to waste postage, that's on you.

Lastly, I don't think you an I have a need to say anything to each other, ever again.

Good day, Yatto.  Have a nice life.

[Adios]

maybe if i actually cared about the environment

Well, I won't trouble you again, then.

too late, like others before yuo
I will now flat mail "things"... that will just take up room at the land fill.

Your land fill, maybe.

Here's the deal...I have beaten the crap out of myself at the gym, and now feel a bit better.  I will be continuing the project, and then the second round...Which you will not be on.  I do not feel the need to spend good postage on something that someone isn't going to enjoy.  I also do not feel the need to explain what this actually IS again, as you didn't read it the first fucking time.  And don't bother mailing me shit, because anything you send will simply be marked "return to sender".  If you want to waste postage, that's on you.

Lastly, I don't think you an I have a need to say anything to each other, ever again.

Good day, Yatto.  Have a nice life.

Well, I sure enjoy the hell out of it. Keep it coming, Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

What's interesting is that about 25% of the people I've mailed to have never even acknowledged receiving it.

Why is that interesting?

I was betting it would be about 50%.

One of the ones who didn't, of course, was the guy who DEMANDED the most horror in his letter (yeah, no pressure, Rog).  I giggled my ass off when I figured out the punchline, and then for about a day after I mailed it.

Never got a damn thing.  Not even "I got your mail".

Of course, what he got was a massive shaggy dog story, which kept referring to the awful horror to come.  When I finally got around to it, the page ended.  The next page was scrawled in ink "AW FUCK OUT OF TONER SORRY".

Dok,
Didn't expect a response.  Didn't get one.  Doesn't work to order in a writing exercise.

[Elder Iptuous]

i haven't got it yet...

[Doktor Howl]

i haven't got it yet...

That's really, really odd.

[Elder Iptuous]

I feel bad that i didn't pm you earlier that it still hadn't arrived.
it really has been a good while now...

[the last yatto]

I don't know if I should cry or laugh

Should have known better then make fun of an author's title

[Salty]

I got your letter dok. I have a reply written, and a little something extra to go with it.
Haven't been able to send it yet, car troubles, but should be able to soon.
I don't want to give it away, but let's just say you'll regret taking our oil. Oh yes. It's also given me a great idea for some travel pamphlets.

[Lies]

Bones and Hat got delayed, because I spilled shit all over their letters and had to reprint them.

But Bones lives in Australia, and hasn't posted here in ages anyway, so I'm not sure he's even still interested.

Oh, I'm sure he'd be interested, he just has trouble coming online time to time... he's a big fan of you, he has a "Ceiling roger" on his roof you know.

[Payne]

Hey Dok, I seem to recall you got my reply back. Just checkin that's true.

Also, on the second round you'll be as well sending mine to Pixies address, seeing as I'm living here now. My reply to that will be by necessity hand written due to lack of printing facilities.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Letter received, reading...


Edit:
Awesome, I will try and write my response this weekend 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I want another letter and this time I promise my response will be really really awful 

Kid goes to take the ASVAB test Saturday.  He's talking blowing shit up again.  The army is not prepared for this child of mine!

Sure it is.  They've been dealing with kids like that for 220 years.

They need to give lessons to parents.

[Iron Sulfide]

Received my letter.   

determining how much horror to included in my response.


By the by, I thought that peleus was the furby...