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Artisanal Pencil Sharpening - you HAVE to see this

Started by LordOfganza, August 14, 2010, 06:27:46 AM

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LordOfganza

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"So?'
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Jasper

I'm all for things like this.

Things that take money from people who would pay 60 dollars for a sharpened pencil.

When people are fucking starving to death.

Epimetheus

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 07:34:34 AM
I'm all for things like this.

Things that take money from people who would pay 60 dollars for a sharpened pencil.

When people are fucking starving to death.

This is how I feel about any game show with a money prize - and they're usually filthily large money prizes. It really truly sickens me, and I'm not often sickened (which means I need to get out more).
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Jasper

Nah, I'm not bitter.  I'm actually contented by the way overentitled suckers fritter away their money on things like this.

If you can afford sixty bills for a plain old pencil, you're probably well out of range of my sympathies.

Epimetheus

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 08:02:35 AM
Nah, I'm not bitter.  I'm actually contented by the way overentitled suckers fritter away their money on things like this.

If you can afford sixty bills for a plain old pencil, you're probably well out of range of my sympathies.


Your range of hate should be far wider than your range of compassion. ;)
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Jasper

Naturally.  :)

Wait, was that a suggestion or an observation?






(...And if you were thinking about going "Both!  :D", spare me.)

Epimetheus

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 08:14:04 AM
Naturally.  :)

Wait, was that a suggestion or an observation?

Suggestion, since you seemed to be lumping hate and compassion together as "sympathies".
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Jasper

N-no?

Where?

Nevermind, doesn't matter.  I think you know what I mean, and are misinterpreting me in some kind of attempt at banter.

Epimetheus

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 08:27:07 AM
N-no?

Where?

Nevermind, doesn't matter.  I think you know what I mean, and are misinterpreting me in some kind of attempt at banter.
You said you weren't bitter, because they were out of your range of sympathies. I reckon they should be IN your bitterness range, even if out of your compassion range. Make sense?
I agree, doesn't matter. But I wanna make myself clear.
Anyway, the point is some people have lots of money and don't do nice or practical things with it.  :p
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Don Coyote

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WOW

All this time that I have been sharpening my pencils by hand I have been missing out on fleecing idiots.

MMIX

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Cuddlefish

Quote from: Sigmatic on August 14, 2010, 07:34:34 AM
I'm all for things like this.

Things that take money from people who would pay 60 dollars for a sharpened pencil.

When people are fucking starving to death.

The 60 dollars comes with a print. Just the pencil is only 15 bucks...
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LordOfganza

"You know that in Africa they have animals they call monkeys..."
"So?'
"Nothing"
The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman
<Yes, same signature after 4 years. What can I say, I'm traditional>