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Started by Suu, August 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM

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Suu

August 16, 2010, 05:19:59 AM
Well damnit, 2 more years and I'm 30.  :kingmeh:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

-Kel-

#1
August 16, 2010, 05:41:03 AM
well, congratulations on your rotation around the sun......

but 30 is not that bad!!!!

Hoser McRhizzy

#2
August 16, 2010, 05:52:10 AM


Happy birthday, Doktor!

It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Nast

#3
August 16, 2010, 09:08:37 AM
Happy birthday!

Don't worry, even I feel old already. Even if we lived 1,000 years it wouldn't be enough.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

#4
August 16, 2010, 10:08:45 AM
Some people age well.  Doktor Princess is those people.

Me, chances are at 25 my hair will fall out and I'll start watching 'the price is right'.

Anyway, happy birthday!  I got you a depressing post about my fading youth.  Do you like it?

Payne

#5
August 16, 2010, 10:16:38 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on August 16, 2010, 10:08:45 AM
Some people age well.  Doktor Princess is those people.

Me, chances are at 25 my hair will fall out and I'll start watching 'the price is right'.

Anyway, happy birthday!  I got you a depressing post about my fading youth.  Do you like it?

I dunno man, if you age that badly, it might be too much effort for that much hair to fall out.

I would bet instead on your hair weighing your head down so much it will just break the neck when you try to move your head too fast. Your frail, brittle, ancient neck.

Jasper

#6
August 16, 2010, 10:19:15 AM
My stars and garters.  Wretched youth!

Payne

#7
August 16, 2010, 10:23:25 AM
Side note: Payne~~~ Accidentally the whole Carmina Burana...

Cain

#8
August 16, 2010, 10:28:16 AM
All your bodies are going to decay, stop working, have bits fall off and hideously deform, and then, if you're lucky, you will die.  And the living will envy the dead.

Payne

#9
August 16, 2010, 10:35:07 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 16, 2010, 10:28:16 AM
All your bodies are going to decay, stop working, have bits fall off and hideously deform, and then, if you're lucky, you will die.  And the living will envy the dead.

Mine won't. I'm going to have some wicked cool stigmata for my friends to stick their fingers into, soon as you bastards get round to crucifying me.

Suu

#10
August 16, 2010, 03:08:26 PM
Aging well?

Dude, people think I'm anywhere from 5-10 years older than I really am when I don't dye my hair. Hereditary early grey runs on the Irish side of the family, and my sister and I both suffer from it. Fortunately for her, she still looks like a 17 year old...but I'm waiting...oh yes...when the day comes and she finally succumbs to the Italian side like I did and wakes up a size 16 on her 27th birthday like I did...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#11
August 16, 2010, 03:34:03 PM
Happy Birffday, Suu...I'd love to be 28 again...and now the obligatory "I feel old" comment.  I totally feel you on the Eye-tal-yan side, too, as that's the grandmother I took after as well.  *sigh*

Elder Iptuous

#12
August 16, 2010, 03:49:50 PM
Well hopefully your third decade has been a good one, but so far i've seen no evidence that the fourth decade can't beat the living socks off it.
it would be a shame for a lovely lady to become nostalgic at this point of the game!

Suu

#13
August 16, 2010, 03:58:10 PM
I was talking about this to a friend of mine...You know, when you're 16, all you want to be is in your 20s, and it takes FOREVER to get there.



Goddamn, I swear I turned 21 yesterday. WTF? Anyone know where that time went?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Elder Iptuous

#14
August 16, 2010, 04:06:51 PM
I've recently come to the conclusion that routine is the killer of time....
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