Spagbook

[Dalek]

Old pic, playing DDR in Disneyland after being exposed to heavy rain.

And one of me, being pretty excited for being in a bus for a whole day

[LMNO]

Doktor Alphapance's adventures in Big, Gay Cowboy Country.

Good Morning...


"Oh, not this shit again..."
       /


"LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING--"
     /


"Yeah whatever, spag."
     /


"GET ON MY HORSE, I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE UNIVERSE,"
     /


"...AND ALL THE OTHER PLACES, TOO!"
   /


"I think you'll find that the Universe pretty much covers everything--"
     /


"SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!"
    /


Time to kick some Second Amendment ass...


"DIE, CLAY PIGEON SCUM!"   
       /


At the rodeo, in the beer garden.


...also at the rodeo...


Goodnight,


Goodnight,


Goodnight,


Goodnight.









And sometimes....












It rains.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That looks like it was a lot of fun. What was that, a cabbage attached to a watermelon to make a bear?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

::golf clap::

that was lovely sir

[Jenne]

The last coupla pages, since I haven't seen them till now, are pure awesome! 

[Doktor Howl]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

[Freeky]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

[Doktor Howl]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

[Freeky]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

...

Just so long as you keep it!

[Doktor Howl]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

...

Just so long as you keep it!

I fear The Meathammer™ too much to do otherwise.

[Freeky]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

...

Just so long as you keep it!

I fear The Meathammer™ too much to do otherwise.

As well you should. It recognizes your fear, too, and enjoys it. If it weren't for the fact it has chosen me as it's wielder, I'd be scared of it, too.

[Doktor Howl]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

...

Just so long as you keep it!

I fear The Meathammer™ too much to do otherwise.

As well you should. It recognizes your fear, too, and enjoys it. If it weren't for the fact it has chosen me as it's wielder, I'd be scared of it, too.

Like Stormbringer, only available in the kitchen section of the store.

[Freeky]

This one appears to be a unique item, possibly a minor relic. I've looked in all the stores, they don't have Meathammah's build at all. They're all either small and unintimidating, or the head is some weird funky shape.

[BabylonHoruv]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

When mustaches get long enough to get in your mouth they suck. 

[Chairman Risus]

I think my 'stache is catching up to Alphapance's.

I was going to sacrifice it to Elvis on the 16th, but TGG and Freeky have forbidden it.

Is truth. You are only allowed to trim it to keep its evil in check.

Not even sure about that.  I'm not going to let it go more than 1/4" below my chin, and I'm not going to be chewing on the damned thing, but other than that, this shit is going Wyatt Earp.

When mustaches get long enough to get in your mouth they suck. 

Fixed that for you. A few exceptions, but I don't think Burt Reynolds posts on PD.