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Started by Adios, August 19, 2010, 08:04:51 PM

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Nast

#15
August 21, 2010, 03:10:06 AM
Really? I think there's no mushroom dish more wonderful than morels sauteed in butter.
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#16
August 21, 2010, 03:40:43 AM
Funeral Jello.  y'know that shit with the sour cream or whatever the fuck it is in it that makes it milky translucent, with the little mini marshmallows in it... Ugh!


Quote from: The Great Bovinity on August 21, 2010, 01:20:38 AM
green beens
Like, any green beans?  even fresh ones, or just the canned ones?
i love those skinny green beans that are in some asian dishes that are kinda waxy and squeak on your teeth....
i with there was more tooth squeaking foods...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#17
August 21, 2010, 09:15:11 AM
I LIKE SQUEEKY TEETH BEEENS!

East Coast Hustle

#18
August 21, 2010, 02:03:19 PM
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#19
August 21, 2010, 03:39:54 PM
I don't like capers.

I don't think there is any food that I actually can't stand... maybe raw squid? I remember spitting some out once because my throat wouldn't let me swallow.
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Adios

#20
August 21, 2010, 06:48:39 PM
I can't tolerate the smell of cabbage cooking. I will leave a place if they are cooking it.

Dalek

#21
August 21, 2010, 07:06:48 PM Last Edit: August 21, 2010, 07:10:48 PM by DALEKK
Tripe

Freeky

#22
August 22, 2010, 07:24:57 AM
Beans. I haveto mash them up before I eat them or I :vom:

Requia ☣

#23
August 22, 2010, 07:49:23 AM
Apples.
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Juana

#24
August 22, 2010, 05:32:02 PM
Mealy apples
Bananas. They must be still half green to be tolerable. Otherwise it's like eating slugs.
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#25
August 22, 2010, 07:55:33 PM
Okrah from a can. Too slimey.
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#26
August 22, 2010, 08:01:05 PM
I don't mind the slimyness of okra that's brined in a jar.  Mmmm...pickled okra's awesomesauce.

maphdet

#27
August 22, 2010, 11:32:27 PM
Eggplant (except if it is blended into a dip, then I handle the texture.)

Tofu (no matter how its prepared-too freaking weird of texture for me)

and yes-

Okra (unless in gumbo-cause then you don't even know it's there. )
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