Nothing is fucking sacred, apparently.

[Doktor Howl]

It seems that I am not universally loved, even in Tucson.  I have been called a dope-sucking criminal, a deviant pill head, and a perverse brute with a sick sense of humor, among other things.  I can understand this, as it's basically all true.

But what I can't understand is why I can't enjoy a whiskey at a pervert bar, without being bothered by some 30-something scumbag conservative, there to tell me and Freeky about what a genius Dick Cheney was.  Is nothing fucking sacred?  This is a pervert bar you worthless sack of shit!  We aren't here to talk politics!  We're here to get fucking strange with our people.

The bastards have ruined everything.  The most degenerate bar in Tucson is now frequented by dockers and khaki young failures preaching the republican values that made this country what it is today.   This explains why the fucking place was empty of wildlife when we took Nigel and Mr Language there.  It's become trendy, so it's either empty or stuffed full of well-dressed morons with an axe to grind.

Well, fuck that.  I'm not required to waste a Friday night listening to some pre-rich geek bloviate.  By that point, he'd driven off the people we were talking with, and we decided to go.  But Freeky slipped on the stone bench and did the splits, damn near crippling herself.  The geek thought it was funny, so I offered to shove his teeth in.

When Freeky was capable of walking again, about a half hour later, we left.  The geek was being beaten out in the side lot by two 60-ish biker types, for reasons unknown.

With the Meetrack ruined, at least for the night, there wasn't much else to do but drive around town at ridiculous speeds, heckling the locals and generally acting like assholes until early morning.  We learned that you can, in fact, do a "Tokyo drift" in a front end-heavy Jeep, though I don't advise it.  We learned that The City isn't immune to its own filth.  We learned that it's still possible to have a good time – even in this century – if you're willing to put out some serious effort.

Freeky's still not walking right, and I've only had 6 hours of sleep in the last 3 days, but we did have that good time...Despite the geek and everything he stands for.

Okay for now,
Dok

[Juana]

Poor Freeky. Sounds like it sucks balls, Dok.

[Doktor Howl]

Poor Freeky. Sounds like it sucks balls, Dok.

Well, the Meetrack thing was a bit of a low point, but the rest of the night was fun.  I have noticed a disturbing lowering of the overall weirdness of Tucson.

Well, fuck that.  If Tucson won't be weird, I'll be weird for it.

[maphdet]

Wow.

It's all the same fuckng shit man....
(no matter the time frame or mind)

I hope all is well with Freaky and the lot.

[Freeky]

The bruise isn't NEARLY as bad as I thought it was going to be, though I apparently clipped my neck/shoulder region on the way down on something, because even though I don't see anything, I feel a bruise forming.    

That guy really was pretty annoying. I was enjoying the stories about that other guy's grandpa knowing all those famous guys out in Tombstone. He probably did something equally ignorant around the bikers.

Also I think it's our DUTY to be the Weird for Tucson.

[Telarus]

 

[Adios]

Sorry about the Meetrack, but the rest sounded fun!

[Jenne]

...sounds like the denizens that inhabit Phoenix are infiltrating Tucson...

Freeky, I hope you're feeling more the thing today--ice down the parts that seem real bad and keep ibuprofen handy.

[Freeky]

I'm totally fine,I was just stiff yesterday morning when I got up. I appreciate everyone's concern, though.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

To OP-
I feel your pain. It seems no matter where I go these days I'm bothered by some assclown with a big fucking opinion.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I feel your pain Dok.

I actually went out Friday night with a group from my work.  Just your local "sport's bar", cheap beer and great food kind of place.

I got roped into a drinking game by this group of college kids whose table was between my table and the bathroom.

You know, you never really forget how to do those things amazingly enough, I was winning and my friends from work were laughing it up when one of the college kids mumbled something about what do you expect from an old hippie....

I really didn't mean to knock over that pitcher of beer all over the guy.  It was an accident, honest.

[Doktor Howl]

I feel your pain Dok.

I actually went out Friday night with a group from my work.  Just your local "sport's bar", cheap beer and great food kind of place.

I got roped into a drinking game by this group of college kids whose table was between my table and the bathroom.

You know, you never really forget how to do those things amazingly enough, I was winning and my friends from work were laughing it up when one of the college kids mumbled something about what do you expect from an old hippie....

I really didn't mean to knock over that pitcher of beer all over the guy.  It was an accident, honest.

You should have accidentally'd him twice.  In the face.

WWRMD?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I feel your pain Dok.

I actually went out Friday night with a group from my work.  Just your local "sport's bar", cheap beer and great food kind of place.

I got roped into a drinking game by this group of college kids whose table was between my table and the bathroom.

You know, you never really forget how to do those things amazingly enough, I was winning and my friends from work were laughing it up when one of the college kids mumbled something about what do you expect from an old hippie....

I really didn't mean to knock over that pitcher of beer all over the guy.  It was an accident, honest.

You should have accidentally'd him twice.  In the face.

WWRMD?

If I had had more to drink that would have most likely been the outcome.   

[Epimetheus]

OF COURSE nothing is sacred. Or else everything is, like Einstein said. but what did he know?

[Thurnez Isa]

OF COURSE nothing is sacred. Or else everything is, like Einstein said. but what did he know?

Einstein died too soon. If he would have lived to our times he would have changed that opinion pretty quickly