So I broke some kid's wrist on Sunday morning getting out of work...

[Suu]

I couldn't post this yesterday because my keyboard died.

Anyways, I walk downtown from my job because it's easier and faster to get a cab that way. It's about 2:30am. Once I get down there, in a nice, well lit and heavily population center of the city, a group of idiot drunk college kids and/or gang members are standing outside of the Superman building. They start yelling at me when I walk by, just slurs and the usual tripe which I ignore...and then one of them decides to grab my shoulder.

Now, I had a rough night at work. I wanted to go home. I drove 600 miles roundtrip BEFORE going into work, this guy was lucky I didn't turn him into my personal punching bag...I reach over, grab his hand, turn around, step back and apply enough pressure until he goes down, I feel his wrist pop and he squeals.

I let go, look at the rest of the guys and say, "So, anyone else want to lay a hand on me?"

And suddenly, Providence is silent.

I get in my cab, and the driver goes, "You alright?!"

I go, "Oh, I'm fine, dunno about him though."

No, I didn't call the cops. I didn't want to wait around or give anyone my name or means to ID me. (I was wearing all black, like every other server in Providence does.) If I executed the move properly, there's no way that idiot could lie to a doctor about what happened, the break/sprain/dislocation would had to occur in such a way that it couldn't be done by a fall or punch. If he would have fallen on his wrist the way I popped it, his arm would have been locked and his elbow and shoulder would have gotten dislocated.

I hope he went to the hospital, I hope he lied, and the doctor went, "Yeah, sure."

And I hope, after the cast is off, that he thinks twice about grabbing mine or any other girl's shoulder because he wanted to be tough at 2am in downtown Providence, because next time, I won't be so nice.

...Of course next time he could have a gun, so I guess I'll deal with calling a cab and waiting the extra half hour on top of College Hill.

[Doktor Howl]

Next time, work his ass over a bit.  It's for his own good.

[Jenne]

  Glad you kicked his ass and didn't stick around to take names, but yeah, I think a cab is in order...   Poor Suu!

[Suu]

Just like the Dok said in another thread...nothing is sacred. I don't fear Providence, if anything, Providence fears me, but that won't stop me from yielding to a firearm.

The fact that it happened RIGHT DOWNTOWN with HUNDREDS of people still out and about really bothers me. I walked down a really dark hill and there was nothing. I live in what is considered one of the worst areas of the city and no one hurts anyone...the minute the fucking IVY LEAGUERS come back to school though, someone tries to fuck with me.

"This town needs an enema!"
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[Doktor Howl]

Just like the Dok said in another thread...nothing is sacred. I don't fear Providence, if anything, Providence fears me, but that won't stop me from yielding to a firearm.

The fact that it happened RIGHT DOWNTOWN with HUNDREDS of people still out and about really bothers me. I walked down a really dark hill and there was nothing. I live in what is considered one of the worst areas of the city and no one hurts anyone...the minute the fucking IVY LEAGUERS come back to school though, someone tries to fuck with me.

"This town needs an enema!"
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I think revenge is in order, on a grotesquely inappropriate scale.

Like, say, the whole student body.

[Suu]

I *do* work on campus. 

[Doktor Howl]

I *do* work on campus. 

And you have your hands on their food and alcohol.

[Cuddlefish]

Yeah, Suu! Fuck them stupid motherfuckers the fuck up! Fuck yeah!

[Dysnomia]

If he touches you again, break both his legs.   


Rich, spoiled, ivy-league dicks!

[Jasper]

Excellent.  The world needs more magnificent wrath. 

WRRAAATH

Anyway, mittens to Doktor Princess.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Suu I'm glad you are ok. 

As for the stupid little rich boy.....  He should be thanking you for teaching him a valuable lesson, however, problem is he's sure to be the type to do this again and next time the girl he touches may be packing.....

Decisions decisions.... broken wrist, shooting the hand off......

It's really 6 of one half dozen the other right?

[Suu]

Well, I COULD have curb stomped him...

[Jasper]

Wouldn't have had the same "what just happened?" effect, though.

[Suu]

Which is exactly what I wanted. I didn't want to kill the kid, just embarrass the shit out of him and scare the crap out of everyone else.

[Requia ☣]

Hell yes Suu.