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Every time I see "Also, fuck you Kai." in the news...

Started by Kai, August 23, 2010, 09:17:54 PM

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Wouldn't make more sense to have "Also, fuck you Kai" after the "Shit blew up" headline?

I think it's more of a "Today is Wednesday, also,'Fuck you, Kai' now onto the news for today."

The New York Times should always open like that
:lulz:
just the idea of newspapers running headlines on valueless, bland stories.

oh, wait.
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Doktor Howl

What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Kai

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 03:29:42 AM
bumsen Sie Sie auch Kai!

You know, when lumbershithead originally said "okay, now everybody, fuck you Kai!" I just about shit myself.  :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 03:29:42 AM
bumsen Sie Sie auch Kai!

You know, when lumbershithead originally said "okay, now everybody, fuck you Kai!" I just about shit myself.  :lulz:

You know, I haven't stuffed his email box in a long time.

I think I'll send him the dictionary, one letter at a time.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?

Kai

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:06:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 03:29:42 AM
bumsen Sie Sie auch Kai!

You know, when lumbershithead originally said "okay, now everybody, fuck you Kai!" I just about shit myself.  :lulz:

You know, I haven't stuffed his email box in a long time.

I think I'll send him the dictionary, one letter at a time.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

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Oh man. That's pretty damn funny. Also, fuck you Kai.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:09:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 04:06:53 AM
Quote from: Kai on August 24, 2010, 04:03:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 03:29:42 AM
bumsen Sie Sie auch Kai!

You know, when lumbershithead originally said "okay, now everybody, fuck you Kai!" I just about shit myself.  :lulz:

You know, I haven't stuffed his email box in a long time.

I think I'll send him the dictionary, one letter at a time.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

On the waaaaaaaaaaaaay! 

New email addie, too, so it doesn't go in his spambox.
What can we do to help you stop screaming?