Where Are They Now?

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Have you ever wondered where PD posters of yesteryear are now?  Do you wonder if they've become great men and women of virtue and stature?  Do you have a secret crush on that guy that posted that thing a couple of years ago and want his AIM Handle?  Do you have 5 minutes to kill and want to read a stupid thread?

By crikey you're in luck!  A crack team of time-wasters, er journalists, or something combed the interwebs, back-alleys, and Craigslist entries to piece together the last known whereabouts, activities, and random made-up bullshit about your favorite former pd.com poster.  

Our first entry:

Laz:  Laz is like the Roger Ebert of the internet, if Roger Ebert were a paranoid conspiracy theorist who sat in his basement and critiqued made shit up about philosophical metaphors all day.  Oh, and also I think Roger Ebert actually watched the movies he reviewed.  

Anyhoo, sources recently uncovered that Laz has since gone-on to become a thorn in the side of Ghostbuster Convention organizers.  All three of them.  Apparently, Laz will frequently sneak into the Conventions dressed as Slimer.  He then rushes the stage to launch into a long winded diatribe about how the StayPuft Marshmallow Man is an obvious Masonic plant to make the good children of the world turn into Christian Zombie Slaves and eat their parents.  

The final straw was when Laz was caught in a convention stall yiffing with one of those demon dog things and he was promptly banned for life.    

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Lamanite PD.COM users will remember Lamanite as the guy who got all worked up about some Latin word who then went on to mumble on and on about wandering bison and why you should eat your cat, or something like that.  We honestly stopped paying attention after that first thing. 

Through some digging, we've discovered that Lamanite has opened up a new catering business called Taboo Stoup.  No longer do you have to waste your time going to the grocery store or turning on an oven, or doing anything really when you want to eat.  Just stand out on your porch and Taboo Stoup will come to you.  Their menu is varied and uses the freshest stray animals available in your market. 

We highly recommend having your meal vaccinated before consuming. 

[Thurnez Isa]

 
these are awesome

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LHX LHX is one of our favorite former posters
A man of deep thought and some serious rhyming skills

We've been wondering
   -lately
What it is,
  -if you can dig-
It is that he's been doing.

Anonymous sources tell us that LHX has been
Hired, commandeered, or otherwise
goaded into

becoming

A speech writer for

um


President Obama. 

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Irreverend Hugh tl;dr

[Kai]

  Oh man, X, wish you would come back.

[Jasper]

LHX LHX is one of our favorite former posters
A man of deep thought and some serious rhyming skills

We've been wondering
  -lately
What it is,
 -if you can dig-
It is that he's been doing.

Anonymous sources tell us that LHX has been
Hired, commandeered, or otherwise
goaded into

becoming

A speech writer for

um


President Obama.  

 So much win.

[Cramulus]

to RWHN!

[LMNO]

Thread of the year.  Srsly.

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Eldora We won't bore you with Eldora's backstory.    Let us just say, it covers a lot of ground.   



Anyhoo,  the latest on Eldora is that she has been tapped to replace the retiring Dr. Laura Schlessinger.      

Yeah, I know this one isn't very funny.   

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wade Wade.  He was a mix of Dudley Do Right, Beetle Bailey, and Rick Moranis.  I think that might be redundant.  Oh and he was Canadian too, but not the good kind of Canadian. 

It was recently uncovered that wade was assigned to join a squad of elite Canadian Commandos assigned to a guard an outpost in Nunavut, Canada.  Further investigation has uncovered they are guarding exactly that.  A post. 

[Kai]

 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

This thread is awesome!!!

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Merlin of Chaos PD.COMites who joined in 2006 on are probably mostly unaware of one Mr. Merlin of Chaos.  We like to refer to you folks as "lucky".  Merlin of Chaos had a black belt in Angst and a PhD in Phail.  And he was pretty fucking annoying too.

Since about 2007, Merlin of Chaos was touring the globe as a roadie for The Wiggles.  Mostly, he had served as Murray Wiggle's guitar-tech.  He also performed back-up vocals during "Fruit Salad, Yummy, Yummy"

Unfortunately, his time with the Wiggles was caught short when it was discovered he was sneaking out at night with the Wags the Dog costume.  We don't know exactly what he was doing with the costume, but an anonymous source informed us that it required thorough cleaning and delousing.    

[Cramulus]

wade Wade.  He was a mix of Dudley Do Right, Beetle Bailey, and Rick Moranis. 

oh jesus that is the perfect description.