Paging Doktor Howl

[Sister_Gothique]

I saw this and it made me think of you. 
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host





I stumbled upon that when I was ranting about kids' general misuse of the English language. My friend sent me this dandy link to begin with:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

[Doktor Howl]

I saw this and it made me think of you. 
http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/tapeworm_host





I stumbled upon that when I was ranting about kids' general misuse of the English language. My friend sent me this dandy link to begin with:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

Will check out on my home comp.

[Dimocritus]

I read the topic title as "Pegging Doktor Howl." Which, incidentally, gives me an idea for some NSFW WOMPyness

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I read the topic title as "Pegging Doktor Howl." Which, incidentally, gives me an idea for some NSFW WOMPyness

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I got "Your stomach could support a tapeworm couple!"

[BadBeast]

Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

When I was 14 I got caught smoking.  My father's idea of punishment was to make me run in place for 45 minutes then eat a pack of camel no filters.

Then the only thing I could drink was tepid water.

I was vilely sick for 3 days.  If there was anything left in any part of my intestines then by god it had earned the right to stay there.

[BadBeast]

Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

When I was 14 I got caught smoking.  My father's idea of punishment was to make me run in place for 45 minutes then eat a pack of camel no filters.

Then the only thing I could drink was tepid water.

I was vilely sick for 3 days.  If there was anything left in any part of my intestines then by god it had earned the right to stay there.

Do you smoke now?

[Epimetheus]

I got "Your stomach could support a tapeworm couple!"

Same here. Adorable.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Twice a year, I used to give my dogs a cigarettes worth of rolling tobacco each. This pretty much made them shit out everything they had ever eaten, including any parasitic worms. Much cheaper than worming tablets too. (Got the tip from an old Gypsy breeder of supreme Lurchers) I presume this works for human intestinal tracts too. (Although I've never done it on myself)

When I was 14 I got caught smoking.  My father's idea of punishment was to make me run in place for 45 minutes then eat a pack of camel no filters.

Then the only thing I could drink was tepid water.

I was vilely sick for 3 days.  If there was anything left in any part of my intestines then by god it had earned the right to stay there.

Do you smoke now?

Not Camel no filters.....  but yeah, I still smoke. 

[BadBeast]

So much for negative re-inforcement. Back to the drawing board.