Pagans Are Idiots

[Doktor Howl]

I want to systematically find all pagans that first assume something is majiqal before seeking professional help, and then fuck with their mode of transportation, their climate control for their house, their fridge, oh and infect them with ringworm.

Basic magical error.  If you are not using all mundane means possible to maximise your chances of success then you are wasting your magical energy.

Your what?

[Cramulus]

sperm?

[Doktor Howl]

sperm?

Yeah, you guys work on that tantric stuff.

Ima get laid and run my power bar down to zero.

[BabylonHoruv]

I want to systematically find all pagans that first assume something is majiqal before seeking professional help, and then fuck with their mode of transportation, their climate control for their house, their fridge, oh and infect them with ringworm.

Basic magical error.  If you are not using all mundane means possible to maximise your chances of success then you are wasting your magical energy.

Your what?

better?

[Doktor Howl]

I want to systematically find all pagans that first assume something is majiqal before seeking professional help, and then fuck with their mode of transportation, their climate control for their house, their fridge, oh and infect them with ringworm.

Basic magical error.  If you are not using all mundane means possible to maximise your chances of success then you are wasting your magical energy.

Your what?

better?

No.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

If you guys are interested: http://www.geraldgardner.com There's lots of stuff in there about how Crowley and Gardner worked together.

And this is just funny http://www.thewica.co.uk/WeekendGardner.htm.

[Doktor Howl]

It's all make believe.  Wish fulfillment.

It's crap.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Dur.

[Doktor Howl]

Dur.

I was talking to BH.

"Energy". 

[Adios]

Know what's funny? If most of them met someone who could actually DO this shit they would be terrified and run like hell.

[Doktor Howl]

Know what's funny? If most of them met someone who could actually DO this shit they would be terrified and run like hell.

What's funnier is watching anyone over the age of 13 believe in magic.

*shrug*

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Dur.

I was talking to BH.

"Energy". 

That's the one thing that always bothered me about the "acting in accord" idea. At that point you aren't practicing magic.

If you do a spell and sit on your butt and then get what you want, ok, that was magic, or at least dumb luck.
If you do a spell and go out and make it happen, that's called being proactive.
If you don't do a spell and go out and make it happen, you get the same result, but wasted less time.

[BabylonHoruv]

Dur.

I was talking to BH.

"Energy". 

energy isn't make believe.  You get it from eating and you use it up doing things.  That's the sort of energy I was talking about, I shouldn't have put the word magical in front of it any more than I should put digging in front of it when referring to the energy someone uses digging a ditch.

[Adios]

I think a lot of the time magic is confuddled with paranormal, para meaning not typical. Who knows what the brain may or may not eventually be capable of. But even if evolution takes us there I think we should leave Harry Potter out of it.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Agreed... "Magic" as a generic catch all term for self mindfucking, metaprogramming etc fine... but throwing fireballs, predicting the future with card etc... nonsense.

Nonsense can be fun, but its still nonsense.