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I smoked a joint and I don't feel too good, I think I'm dying

Started by AsylumSeaker, May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM

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cheezer

Quote from: AsylumSeaker on May 04, 2009, 09:42:20 AM
Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help

Ok, calm down, take a few deep breaths. What you need to do is slowly make your way into the kitchen. Once you get there, make yourself a peanut butter sandwich. Pour the milk from your refrigerator down the drain. Now, eat that sandwich as fast as you can and everything should be fine.

Adios

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

cheezer

Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

Now those sound interesting.

BadBeast

Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

Now those sound interesting.
So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

cheezer

Quote from: BadBeast on August 27, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

Now those sound interesting.
So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.

I don't get it. What I miss?  :argh!:

BadBeast

Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 07:16:25 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on August 27, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
Quote from: cheezer on August 27, 2010, 05:37:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on August 27, 2010, 04:54:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 18, 2010, 04:47:21 PM
I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

Now those sound interesting.
So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.

I don't get it. What I miss?  :argh!:
The Short Bus?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4