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Glenn Beck restores Americas honor with ritual septaku.

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, August 29, 2010, 07:37:53 AM

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#15
August 30, 2010, 05:20:58 AM
Glenn Beck will rape your babbies.

Cain

#16
August 30, 2010, 07:49:14 AM
Tell me, does anyone else see any irony in Beck's idolization of what he thinks the leaders of the American revolution were, and his absolute hatred of what he thinks Obama is?

Founding Fathers = radical aristocrats
Obama = (according to Beck) elitist Marxist.

I mean, it's not such a huge leap from one to the other, on the grand scale of things.  But then, I long ago gave up expecting coherency from Beck, in any sense of the word.

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#17
August 30, 2010, 09:17:12 AM
A buddy I used to work with listens to Glenn Beck for all his political news and economic insights. Said buddy is now reproducing. Can't wait to see what he teaches his sprawn. He still sends me e-mails about how right Glenn Beck is and what a loser I am for not being a Republican.

I like sending him clips from The Daily Show where Jon Stewart shows Beck contradicting himself. Incoherency might just be a dirty habit, but inconsistency is his lifestyle choice.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Jenne

#18
August 30, 2010, 08:32:32 PM
Glenn Beck just helps Jon Stewart and his writers win more Emmies.

Doktor Howl

#20
August 30, 2010, 08:37:34 PM
Quote from: curiosity on August 30, 2010, 09:17:12 AM
A buddy I used to work with listens to Glenn Beck for all his political news and economic insights. Said buddy is now reproducing. Can't wait to see what he teaches his sprawn. He still sends me e-mails about how right Glenn Beck is and what a loser I am for not being a Republican.

I like sending him clips from The Daily Show where Jon Stewart shows Beck contradicting himself. Incoherency might just be a dirty habit, but inconsistency is his lifestyle choice.

Reply with machine menace instead.
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