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Pangloss deceived me cruelly when he said that all is for the best in the world

Started by Cain, August 31, 2010, 12:24:21 PM

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QuoteAmerica is a Utopian society. It aspires to an achievable perfection, a middle-class egalitarian meritocratic democracy with no kings, no pharoahs, no rulers by inheritance or divine right. In this it is different to Britain, where I grew up, which has class differences that in many ways no side really wants to erase, rather only to throw the other down, or keep them down.

Hahahahaha no.

Or, as someone else put it, "It is possible for me to have more objections to a paragraph than there are words in it?"

LMNO

In other news Somalia is the perfect state, because it lives up to the conservative ideals of a small government.

Placid Dingo

I'd say Australia is a utopian nation for our willingness to engage with other cultures in meaningful ways, and accept newcomers with open arms and compassion.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

East Coast Hustle

That must be why your immigration department is unabashed about preferring english-speaking immigrants from predominantly white countries.

:lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Placid Dingo

Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

East Coast Hustle

hey, I'm not complaining. I qualified for a non-sponsored skilled immigration visa because of it. Which I subsequently had to turn down because I ended up having to care for my terminally ill father, but still. Nice to know I can get in pretty easily when I decide to try again.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Rumckle

Not any more, ECH. You're on a boat now, which means you aren't allowed into our country.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Kai

Ah, Pangloss. When it leaks into biology we get things like Social Darwinism.  :lulz:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Cain

But Social Darwinism would only be allowed to exist if this was the best of all possible worlds, Kai.

Kai

Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
But Social Darwinism would only be allowed to exist if this was the best of all possible worlds, Kai.

:lulz: Fuck Pangloss. Voltaire was trolling everyone with that thing.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Cain

Yes, but especially Liebniz.  Shame all these liberals who whine on about "holding up Enlightenment values" actually have no fucking clue what those values are, and keep repeating the errors of the past.

Kai

Quote from: Cain on September 01, 2010, 04:00:25 PM
Yes, but especially Liebniz.  Shame all these liberals who whine on about "holding up Enlightenment values" actually have no fucking clue what those values are, and keep repeating the errors of the past.

Definitely.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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